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I Think I Just Might Have A Few Drinks Tonight

What started as a perfectly happy Friday has ended with 3 bits of devastating news, first I get a message saying two friends are splitting up after 31 years together,followed by a phone call from...

tiggerblue10

What Kind Of Person...

...kills two of their children and conspires to kill the remaining four? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-49854228 I'm speechless....

Dearie

Hope you are all keeping well.Haven't been able to chat to you for a while but have looked in on you all everyday day and I've missed you.I'm a few years older now and a lot of people call me dear or...

marval

Did You?

Did you hear about the Indian with a big chopper? He has got a Wigwam full of firewood....

Bobbisox1

A Very Unpolitical Post,fed Up With Brexit?

The Decade you grew up in, 40s,50s,60s70s and 80s What was the ‘fad’ at the time,I’d say mine was the Hula Hoop...

maggiebee

Need A Job?

Carpenters urgently required............... Cabinet falling apart - apply to 10 Downing Street (No tools required, the building is full of them.)...

DTCwordfan

One For Theland - A Christian On A Hunting Trip...

A Christian goes on a hunting trip... He sits in his tree stand all day and sees nothing. As he climbs out of his deer stand he slips and rolls down a large hill breaking both his legs, losing his...

Ken4155

Sshhh

I bought my friend an elephant for his room. "Thanks," he said. "Don't mention it." i said. My daughter was composing a poem. "Dad, what rhymes with orange." And i said, "No, it doesn't." What do you...

Bobbisox1

Do You Think Boris Should Resign.

I don’t , Why? Because he’s the only one who knows where he’s going, he has no majority in the HoC so he should call a GE now, we couldn’t be in a worse position than we are now, let Corbyn...

murraymints

Happy Birthday Grasscarp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ0N3TIYuwo Happy Birthday Grassy ! xx...

murraymints

Happy Birthday Smowball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRCMzXND4lo Many many happies dear friend xx...

Chipchopper

No Training Necessary

Binmen have no official training. They just pick it up as they go along......

Ken4155

Roughly How Long?

My daughter was taken to theatre at 0815 today to have a slow growing carcinoma removed from one of her lungs. At her pre-op last week, it was explained to her that they hoped to do this by VATS,...

Spicerack

Nice One

Apparently, this team honour the old soldiers every year. https://twitter.com/RoyallyLad/status/1175532088835137537...

spathiphyllum

Ooft Do You Ever Just Really Fancy

A nandos? What do you ever get a craving for?...

Caran

Disappointing Day.

We always go to Abergavenny food festival, always thought it's the best one. Had a bit of difficulty parking. About a quarter of a mile from town centre was best we could do. We both struggle with...

rihards2018a

How To Make My Gf Wear Higter Heels?

My friends gf`s wear 7...15 cm, mine only 3 cm !...

Georgiesmum

Hows Your Weather Today?

Its still been lovely and sunny here again today. Ive been sitting out in my garden , but I believe rain is supposed to be on its way hopefully. My garden needs it badly...

Spicerack

Light A Candle

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7488621/Young-British-couple-face-death-penalty-trying-smuggle-heroin.html#comments...

Smowball

Worried Sick About Memory Lapses.

Literally the last few weeks I’ve been forgetting the most major, and I mean major things. Or doing them and then not remembering I’ve done. them at all. For example it’s my birthday in 2 days...

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