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Should She Be Sacked?

Khafi Kareem ,a Met police officer asked for leave to go to Nigeria ( to take part in their version of Big Brither ) her request was turned down but she went anyway, whilst there she had sex with...

maggiebee

Dusting

You come from dust, You will return to dust. That's why I don't dust. It could be someone I know....

albaqwerty

Would You Send Your Rescuers A Bill?

They've got a nerve !! https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/parents-bill-rnli-for-£7-lilo-as-child-saved-in-helicopter-rescue-after-drifting-out-to-sea/ar-AAFJZ0k?ocid=spartanntp...

marval

The Boss

The boss of Dulux paint has died of hypothermia. Whilst trekking across Antartica. Medics said he needed a second coat....

Spicerack

Second Update On My Cat With Suspected Brain Haemorrhage.

For those interested, Bobbie didn't have his x-ray last week as he wasn't well enough to take the anaesthetic. He had it today instead and VD has been ruled out and a Stroke confirmed. There is no...

Caran

Yesterday we had to go to Bristol hospital for OH'S scan in preparation for his Cochlea ear inplant. Weather was terrible and M48 bridge was closed but we got there ok. Anyway when we got home about...

elliemay1

Adoption

My nephew and his wife are unable to have children so they have adopted a baby boy and his older sister. I have bought a general greeting card which says 'Congratulations' but am not sure what message...

Patsy33

Funny Bone

If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock., which is then humerus..

maggiebee

I Will Never Go To Heaven

I play on-line word games (scrabble) with quite few people, mainly friends and family. However, recently quite a few from "abroad" have been coming on. They are, on the whole, males from the US. While...

Tilly2

Where You Affected By The Power Cut?

I didn't even realise we'd had one, until I went into the kitchen and saw the oven timers flashing. I was sitting reading in the sitting room and was totally unaware that the power had gone off.

Buenchico

A Good News Story

https://tinyurl.com/y2nupouj...

Bobbisox1

Following On From Teacakes44 Thread Of Did You Have One?

What was your very favourite Christmas present you got as a child? Mine was a pink organza 'treasure cot' with a beautiful black doll who I called Susie,my mum knit a full outfit for my doll, a pink...

sunny-dave

Happy Birthday Divegirl

Happy Birthday Lisa Always one of my favourite ABers and a good friend over the years Dave xx...

tonyav

Who Smelt It Dealt It !

Somebody polluted the air ! https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/offbeat/one-of-us-has-polluted-the-air-fart-forces-county-lawmakers-to-suspend-debate-in-kenya/ar-AAFA31D?li=AAnZ9Ug...

marval

Not My Fault

It is not my fault I have a double chin. When God was giving out chins, I misheard. I thought he said Gin. So I said I will have a double....

Buenchico

Wow! 6 For Me This Week!

Can you guess as well as i did? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-49239205...

sunny-dave

Podding Peas

I love fresh peas - straight from the pod, to the steamer, to the plate - and have just spent a happy half hour podding a bagful from Mr Aldi. Which led me to muse about how many of 'the next...

Canary42

Bloomer Bloomer

Not actually a joke, but I found it quite amusing. https://www.wiltsglosstandard.co.uk/news/17823990.too-many-seeds-ruined-bloomer-complains-cirencester-woman/...

-SharonA-

Health Tips

*** twice a week is good for your health. *** gives proper relaxation for your mind. *** refreshes you. After *** don't eat too much; go for more liquids. When *** try to stay in...

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