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Down at the Retirement Center

80 year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An...

mpedley

sun express

4D- Any verbanaceous shrub or herbaceous plant of a tropical American genus, having spikes or umbels of yellow or orange flowers (7) L _ _ T _ N _ Thanks in advance!!

johntee

Local Daily

I think the sun is getting to me, can't fathom this clue out. Some matches - and what may become of them?(5)?S?E? Help would be appreciated.

McMouse

Subject: Fw: International Survey

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:- "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The...

marval

Number love

A Chinese man and a Chinese woman are working at a restaurant; they fall in love and get married. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in...

albaqwerty

Keith or Kevin?

which of the twins is the guy in the Iron Gym advert?

Drotto

Confectionary quiz question

I have a quiz sheet with one clue left to find. What item of confectionary is represented by the clue "Birmingham's Finest"?

dustypuss

Doctor Doctor

Doctor doctor I some times think I'm a Wigwam and some times I think I'm a Tepee Doctor Calm down your two tents! What your favorite Doctor Doctor Joke.

zzxxee

Could anyone eat this?

And finish it? Lol. http://www.sharenator.org/The_10_Breakfast/

Mikkanjazza

There are so many TV channels now dedicated to showing old TV shows - which would you like to see repeated. For me, the American show "Soap" - to my mind one of the cleverest and funniest things ever...

sqad617

Gelda

At this moment we are absorbed or otherwise by the death of a pop icon and also a well loved actress of films and TV. Not knowing either of them, my reaction is momentary sadness, but life goes on for...

marval

Balls

A man entered the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after...

Velvetee

Velvetee update

Hello everyone, Velvetee has asked me to keep you all upto date. She went into labour around 7 thursday evening, was taken in at 11 this morning and has just been given an epidural so the doctors can...

lioncub3

who sang ?

Who sang the song with the line `Play that funky music white boy 'and what year was it out?

lindylou16

You will never guess who i saw today.

"Every one i looked at"

doogied

can you find the colours?

I have to post this one tomorrow, help please.Answers are all colours, no amont of letters given. 1. The coour of the December birthstone. 2, A naval sailor. 3. The colour between red and green. 4. To...

another-view

Go Ahead Advert

Next time you see the "go ahead" advert, it's a cereal bvar for slimmers I think, watch carefully. She take a bite out of the top corner as she walks along, then nearly has another bite half way...

Bobbisox

An MJ free-zone

can you name a song that has elements in the title, ie rain, wind, thunder ect, may have been done loads but at least it veers away from the topic of today

zzxxee

what was your fav book as a child?

mine was all the janet amd john books and the village with four corners

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