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Twas The Night Before Christmas, And All Through The Site...

It was actually quite busy! How are we all? Are we ready for the big day? Merry Christmas :)...
20:16 Thu 24th Dec 201521 answers, last by Lie-in King 22:52 Thu 24th Dec 2015
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Patsy33

Play On Words.

Book titles and their authors, eg; Dodgy Kettle by Willie Boyle.........
19:04 Sat 19th Dec 2015168 answers, last by Patsy33 22:26 Tue 22nd Dec 2015
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jolly geoff

Best Man Speach One Liners

Hi folks got to make a speach as best man in a couple of weeks any not to offensive good one liners would be welcome, cheers...
16:00 Tue 10th Nov 20156 answers, last by Davemano 13:02 Wed 11th Nov 2015
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Shaglene

This Should Be Interesting.....................

I'm as guilty as a lot of you telling jokes about the Irish, the Scots, the Welsh and other ethnic races. Being a Scot, it does not bother me. If you give it, you have got to take it. Is it not about...
10:56 Sat 07th Nov 20155 answers, last by bhg481 16:13 Sat 07th Nov 2015
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Chipchopper

Ghost Hunter

Last Halloween, I decided to go the my local graveyard to seen if I could photograph any ghosts with my digital camera. Unfortunately, as soon as I got there, it just poured down with rain! It kinda...
18:00 Thu 29th Oct 201510 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:32 Fri 30th Oct 2015
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coffeeboy

Wife Leaving

My wife said she was leaving me because I think I'm a supermarket cashier, I said do you want a hand packing.
13:36 Fri 09th Oct 20155 answers, last by janbee 04:40 Sat 10th Oct 2015
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LochNessMonster

Morning Folks ! Seen Bing Has Used My Loch For Its Homepage ?

https://www.bing.com Very proud monster, thanks folk at Bing, Loch looking braw as normal. What you think folks. Nessie :-)...
09:12 Sun 27th Sep 20157 answers, last by LochNessMonster 07:38 Mon 28th Sep 2015
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mikey4444

Twins Reunited After 70 Years !

Here is a heart-warming story if ever I saw one ! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34209018...
15:00 Mon 14th Sep 201521 answers, last by Caran 23:33 Mon 14th Sep 2015
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Tuvok

New Boots

A friend today was having trouble with his new boots so he decided he'd have to return them. He got them from the local drug dealer - but said "I don't know what he's laced them with, but I've been...
20:29 Thu 10th Sep 20151 answer, last by marval 20:31 Thu 10th Sep 2015
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excelsior-1

Another Caption Competition

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/03/73/5d/03735d38f8a9a2da75c6733c63d5f03f.jpg best answer will be chosen first thing tomorrow morning...
16:24 Tue 12th May 20154 answers, last by stuey 01:30 Wed 13th May 2015
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mrs_overall

Just For Fun - Wednesday

As election day is almost here, today's challenge is to take a song/book/tv programme or film title, and [i]change it slightly[i] to incorporate anything to do with politics/any politician/the...
07:05 Wed 06th May 201587 answers, last by marval 17:31 Thu 07th May 2015
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excelsior-1

New Bird Feeder

remember last year when i purchased a window mounted bird feeder, but it had no visitors all year - then was blown off by a very high wind in the autumn i decided to try again, so i bought and mounted...
17:27 Fri 24th Apr 201514 answers, last by tonyav 19:46 Fri 24th Apr 2015
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excelsior-1

Prescriptive Compliance

A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had an ear ache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in right ear...
19:00 Wed 25th Mar 20151 answer, last by marval 18:36 Thu 26th Mar 2015
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maggiebee

50 Shades

50 Shades of Hay They slipped behind the barn and quickly removed each other's harness. There, with nothing to rein them in, it would be a night of unbridled passion. OK, I'll get my coat!...
11:33 Sun 15th Feb 20154 answers, last by retrocop 16:37 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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excelsior-1

The Inventor Of The Tv Remote Control......

has died peacefully in his sleep he is to be buried - - - - - - - - - - - - down the back of the settee...
18:37 Tue 16th Dec 20143 answers, last by The Builder 18:48 Tue 16th Dec 2014
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wiltsman

Alphabet Spaghetti Warning:-

Alphabet Spaghetti warning:- 'May contain N, U, T and S'....
11:53 Sun 14th Dec 20143 answers, last by marval 13:10 Sun 14th Dec 2014
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Svejk

Endeavour

Poor old Morse. Every episode he, single-handedly, cracks at least 1 baffling case. Next episode he's back on 'point-duty' and all the thickos are back in charge. Hope they've made some new ones,...
23:04 Wed 19th Nov 201410 answers, last by chrissa1 10:32 Thu 20th Nov 2014
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nelliebee

Get A Few Bottles In !!

A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night’s sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors , I kid you not..... Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, Which primarily produce Pinot Blanc,...
13:12 Wed 29th Oct 20142 answers, last by clyde59 17:02 Thu 30th Oct 2014
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LochNessMonster

Mrs Nessie Update !

She had surgery on Friday everything went well, back in ward eating and sleeping loads should be out around Wednesday. Thanks for your support from both of us. Your the best xxxx...
10:04 Sun 19th Oct 201418 answers, last by anneasquith 19:06 Sun 19th Oct 2014
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gness

Following On From Jjconne..

just a little and I'll put it in CB..... When I was fourteen I knew I was in bother when, walking home from school, I saw the mother standing at the gate, arms folded and mouth like a cat's bottom......
21:06 Thu 25th Sep 201492 answers, last by jennyjoan 10:13 Fri 26th Sep 2014

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