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Will the popular uprisings in North Africa and Middle East

by people wishing to change the system lead to similar violence on the streets of European cities?
14:05 Fri 18th Feb 20115 answers, last by ClareA 00:31 Sat 19th Feb 2011
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Blue Badge Barsteward

Took MIL to shops in her wheelchair and found that a disabled bloke with his blue badge had parked and blocked access to the ramp down to the supermarket. When he came back and I pointed out what he...
13:32 Fri 18th Feb 20116 answers, last by McMouse 14:01 Fri 18th Feb 2011
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When they said "bottoms up"

I realised it was that sort of pub. What do you say?
12:21 Fri 18th Feb 20115 answers, last by Souldarkness 12:31 Fri 18th Feb 2011
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I've become a blobby

My avatar has disappeared and I know not why. Is this a punishment meted out by Ed?
18:35 Thu 17th Feb 201110 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:55 Thu 17th Feb 2011
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Hope you all find this uplifting

https://www.youtube.com/storytellermedia...
10:48 Thu 17th Feb 20111 answer, last by I.Don No 11:09 Thu 17th Feb 2011
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Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "BUGGER !" says his friend. "And I just joined Rotary..."...
19:07 Tue 15th Feb 201115 answers, last by chrissa1 19:55 Tue 15th Feb 2011
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Anyone turned on by..........

armpit hair?
12:40 Thu 10th Feb 201138 answers, last by mrs_overall 13:30 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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Would you prefer to have sha99ed Margaret Thatcher,

Margaret Beckett and Paddy Ashdown or just have everyone on earth think you did?
11:35 Thu 10th Feb 201116 answers, last by Steve.5 13:46 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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If you eat meat.........

should you be prepared to kill the animal yourself? And if not, should you be a vegetarian?
10:57 Thu 10th Feb 201114 answers, last by LoftyLottie 11:39 Thu 10th Feb 2011
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Worried about No Brōt

Our local German Market is closing and I'm beside myself.
17:44 Wed 09th Feb 20118 answers, last by Steve.5 21:35 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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Would you prefer to eat breakfast in bed or.........

be breakfast in bed?
12:24 Wed 09th Feb 201139 answers, last by rowanwitch 13:29 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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Proof of ID etc. Complete Botox

To comply with the anti-Money Laundering Regulations I have to produce to a bank an original copy of recent utility bill, council tax or bank statement. Photocopies are not acceptable. Over recent...
15:15 Mon 07th Feb 20117 answers, last by McMouse 15:31 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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Nostalgia....

Isn't what it was.
13:00 Mon 07th Feb 20113 answers, last by McMouse 13:05 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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Cannibal Logic

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The...
12:29 Mon 07th Feb 20112 answers, last by wildwood 22:27 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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Nice one for Monday morning.......

http://mail.yimg.com/.../pim/mail/neutral.gif...
11:31 Mon 07th Feb 20117 answers, last by tiggerblue10 11:58 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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NURSING HOMES PASTIMES

Harold is 95 and lives in a Retirement Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age...
11:22 Mon 07th Feb 20117 answers, last by wildwood 22:23 Mon 07th Feb 2011
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Is There a Ring of Debris.............

.........around Uranus? This should flush out all the budding astronomers....
11:23 Wed 02nd Feb 20115 answers, last by WELSHYORKIE 11:59 Wed 02nd Feb 2011
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Seems Apple were planning to launch "iTouch Kids"....

...for the children's market, but are now looking for a new name.
17:32 Tue 01st Feb 20113 answers, last by joggerjayne 19:14 Tue 01st Feb 2011
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Who has spotted dick..........

.........as a regular pudding and does it need custard?
15:53 Tue 01st Feb 201114 answers, last by yogi-bear 16:17 Tue 01st Feb 2011
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Why am I not surprised.

Confirms what I always thought about Blair and his cabinet. http://www.telegraph....Lockerbie-bomber.html...
13:44 Tue 01st Feb 20116 answers, last by Backdrifter 22:13 Wed 02nd Feb 2011

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