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zzxxee

whats the most rubbish joke in the world

over to you boom boom
18:12 Mon 30th Mar 200924 answers, last by carter69 19:54 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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McMouse

I tried this on Travel, but it hasn't gone far

Have you ever sat on a plane, next to an irritating seat-mate who keeps talking to you and snooping at everything you read? Next time, just follow these simple instructions: And get ready to enjoy...
16:25 Mon 30th Mar 20099 answers, last by bimbim 18:59 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Only ABers will know

If I bought a teddy bear for a tenner and called it Mohammad, then sold it for twenty quid, I wonder.............would I have made a prophet?
16:01 Mon 30th Mar 200912 answers, last by legendis.god 17:41 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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lindylou16

Hello you lot!!

I used to be obsessed with JRR Tolkien Now I've kicked the hobbit!
16:00 Mon 30th Mar 20099 answers, last by chrisda 16:38 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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Steve.5

classic

While we were walking around New Brighton (Wirral) we stumbled on a corner shop. Yes it was run by a you know who. With a sign saying Singsbury`s p----- meself
16:12 Mon 30th Mar 200919 answers, last by randomater 18:27 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Talking Clock

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing...
15:35 Mon 30th Mar 20094 answers, last by marval 18:22 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Outsourcing

I was depressed last night so I called Samaritans. Got a call centre in Pakistan I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
15:20 Mon 30th Mar 200910 answers, last by ParkChoi 16:16 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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moonshadow

Man Of The Match to be a Daddy

It's just been announced on the TV News that Wayne and Coleen Roonie are to have a baby. Hope it looks like Coleen ! We will probably be kept informed at every opportunity regarding the development of...
15:35 Mon 30th Mar 200920 answers, last by moonshadow 16:50 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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wired

Jacqui Smith

Jacqui Smith in trouble again regarding her expenses, if she is so lax over her personal life is she really fit to do a very difficult job?
12:04 Sun 29th Mar 200924 answers, last by trt 15:08 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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MWB

When I was a child.........

I couldn't drink water from the bathroom tap, only the kitchen tap. It had a different taste doggoneit! Even now I'll avoid the bathroom tap water.
12:52 Mon 30th Mar 200922 answers, last by warpig3 15:12 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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fifi08

confused or stupid!!!!

i found an old school mate on facebook, and every so often he would send me a message on there asking for my number and if he could take me out. i wasn ready to start seeing anybody so i said no....
19:43 Sat 28th Mar 200911 answers, last by Octavius 22:02 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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kentkent

tatoos

what is the translation in Arabic for " owned by God loved by Paul"
11:03 Sun 29th Mar 20093 answers, last by hc4361 13:22 Sun 29th Mar 2009
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McMouse

A Visit to the Doctor

As men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and its employees, which nowadays seems to have more and more women as our physicians and therapists, etc and in this case a new...
17:30 Sat 28th Mar 20092 answers, last by McMouse 17:39 Sat 28th Mar 2009
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Lynsy

If you won a million pounds!

What would you do if you won a million pounds?
15:17 Sat 28th Mar 200915 answers, last by Lynsy 18:30 Sat 28th Mar 2009
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NiceCupOfTea

Unfortunate names or anagrams in public life

OK, Ed Balls has been highlighted a couple of questions ago as a bad name to have as a public figure for obvious pun-opportunities. D i c k Spring was another obvious one (I'm not sure that is allowed...
02:34 Sat 28th Mar 200911 answers, last by A.Guest 22:05 Sun 29th Mar 2009
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wizard66

smoking

trying to give up and a mate suggested patches so went and asked my local friendly chemist. Though I still continued to smoke, I lost the urge to rape women, sell drugs and carry guns. Turns out the...
22:28 Fri 27th Mar 200920 answers, last by no-knowledge 12:36 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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DEN53

When you die

what would you like placed in your coffin with you - back in the dark ages they used to attach a piece of string to the deceased's hand and a bell was left on top of the plot just in case they were...
18:00 Fri 27th Mar 200916 answers, last by DEN53 18:58 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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4getmenot

Poltergeists

If you believe in these do you think they could leave scratch marks on you?
15:14 Fri 27th Mar 200920 answers, last by 4getmenot 17:08 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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SLINKYKATE

jade goodie

is appearing on t v in april,she signed up for most haunted live?
17:16 Thu 26th Mar 200927 answers, last by perigra 21:36 Fri 27th Mar 2009
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Steve.5

a rational explanation please

My mum passed away last December & everything in the en suite granny flat was removed. My daughter moved into the flat earlier this month. Last night she asked me to come in to her room & asked me...
13:36 Fri 27th Mar 20099 answers, last by DEN53 16:51 Fri 27th Mar 2009

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