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maggiebee

Chicken

A man was driving down the motorway when he was overtaken by a three legged chicken. He was flabbergasted,so he accelerated and overtook the chicken. Despite doing over 70, the chicken passed him...
23:10 Mon 10th Jan 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:14 Wed 12th Jan 2022
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Rondy

Dead Cat

Little Johnny told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive. "Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I *** in its ear and it didn't...
11:59 Tue 11th Jan 20221 answer, last by McMouse 17:33 Tue 11th Jan 2022
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Rondy

Missing Dog

A Cumbrian farmer's dog goes missing and he is inconsolable. His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back". The farmer does this, but after two weeks, no phone calls,...
17:00 Mon 10th Jan 20224 answers, last by McMouse 19:10 Mon 10th Jan 2022
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fourteen85

Test Kit

Ive ordered a rapid test kit from the NHS, they have sent me an England V Australia ashes DVD
14:02 Mon 10th Jan 20222 answers, last by McMouse 14:07 Mon 10th Jan 2022
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ladybirder

Handheld Cordless Light-Weight Easy To Empty Vacuum Cleaner.

I am finding it increasingly difficult to drag my Miele Cat & Dog vac around my small flat. My cleaner comes once a fortnight and uses it but I need something I can use in between times. I can vac my...
14:00 Mon 10th Jan 202238 answers, last by mjwman 13:29 Tue 11th Jan 2022
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Rondy

Parrot

An old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She spends weeks staring at the cage and, eventually, catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them...
12:04 Mon 10th Jan 20222 answers, last by McMouse 13:58 Mon 10th Jan 2022
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Rondy

Mt Grandad

My grandad saw the Titanic and told me that he kept telling people it would sink if it hits an iceberg but no one wanted to listen to him. He was a brave man and he wouldn't give up and he kept...
18:14 Sat 08th Jan 20221 answer, last by McMouse 18:20 Sat 08th Jan 2022
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hellywelly4

Just Read This On Bbc News Page - Appalling Behaviour

'Ignorant' runner accused of causing seal stampede A wildlife group has released footage of a runner causing a "severe stampede" of more than 100 seals in North Yorkshire. The incident was recorded...
12:17 Sat 08th Jan 202265 answers, last by Gettingonabit 19:52 Sat 08th Jan 2022
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maggiebee

Random Thoughts

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. 3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. 4. It's...
17:18 Fri 07th Jan 20227 answers, last by Lie-in King 16:10 Sat 08th Jan 2022
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jennyjoan

Magnesium

What does the above do
12:51 Thu 06th Jan 202221 answers, last by jennyjoan 15:11 Fri 07th Jan 2022
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Hopkirk

Tell Me A Fact

Tell me something interesting, that I don't know. I'll start. On the London underground there are two separate stations, both called Edgware Road....
13:17 Sun 02nd Jan 2022180 answers, last by nescio 12:28 Fri 07th Jan 2022
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ToraToraTora

Very Presidential.........

https://news.sky.com/story/covid-19-french-president-says-he-wants-to-p-off-people-who-refuse-vaccine-12509268...
13:45 Wed 05th Jan 20228 answers, last by tomus42 23:41 Thu 06th Jan 2022
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Markymcr

Can Anybody Think Of The Proverb Or Saying That Start With These Initials

IEMH aDItR StSDAtHHB SBAtB SQTT a=a t=the Driving me mad , any help much appreciated !! Thanks...
14:58 Wed 05th Jan 202216 answers, last by Tuvok 16:48 Sat 15th Jan 2022
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jennyjoan

Vitamins

Boots have a penny sale on at the moment - I have bought many vitamins over the years but do any of you believe in them....
11:16 Wed 05th Jan 202217 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:01 Wed 05th Jan 2022
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Rondy

Unfaithful

Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealousy. "What would you say if I told you that I've been sleeping with your best friend?" she asked...
15:18 Tue 04th Jan 20222 answers, last by Spicerack 14:27 Wed 05th Jan 2022
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ToraToraTora

Did You Know?......We Are Mostly Empty Space.....

If we take a hydrogen atom and make the nucleus the size of a golf ball then the most probable position of the electron orbit is 1300m away. All other atoms are similarly empty, even the heaviest...
11:31 Tue 04th Jan 202214 answers, last by McMouse 18:09 Tue 04th Jan 2022
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gulliver1

Border Control

We will take back Control of our Borders.... Said Boris ..when he was getting Brexit done. ....Migrant Crossings for 2021 marks a record year....with 28,300 entering the UK via English Channel...
16:33 Tue 04th Jan 202288 answers, last by ynnafymmi 17:41 Thu 06th Jan 2022
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Rondy

Flat Tyres

On his way home from work a man noticed his tyres were going flat. So he nipped into his local petrol station to inflate the tyres. After he'd done that the lady forecourt attendant asked for £2....
14:55 Sun 02nd Jan 20222 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:37 Sun 02nd Jan 2022
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dannyk13

Tony Blair's Knighthood.

Do you agree with these mothers? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10361663/Military-mothers-Tony-Blairs-knighthood-ultimate-insult.html...
13:54 Sun 02nd Jan 202290 answers, last by bednobs 12:48 Tue 04th Jan 2022
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McMouse

Another Death Notice

This chap dies and his widow calls the local paper to have a notice published. They ask her what she wants printed. She replies “Cohen Dead”. The tell her the minimum charge of £5 and for that she can...
16:54 Sat 01st Jan 202229 answers, last by choux 15:53 Sun 02nd Jan 2022

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