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Spaniels Ears.

What does 65yr old woman have in her a nickers that a 20yr old woman doesn't? Her boobs.......
19:22 Tue 15th Dec 201510 answers, last by melv16 12:23 Wed 16th Dec 2015
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Fish F...

...ingers, chips and peas for me tea tonight. The Mrs was sucking lemons as I made fish finger butties.
20:11 Thu 10th Dec 20154 answers, last by melv16 14:44 Fri 11th Dec 2015
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Oi...

..nk
11:35 Thu 03rd Dec 201516 answers, last by melv16 12:21 Thu 03rd Dec 2015
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Waxwings.

They're back in the UK :-)
19:14 Wed 02nd Dec 201521 answers, last by tonyav 20:31 Sun 06th Dec 2015
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Flog It.

Paul Martin must be wearing the worst jacket in the world!...
16:40 Wed 02nd Dec 201512 answers, last by anotheoldgit 10:16 Fri 04th Dec 2015
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Stew....

... And dumplings for me tea tonight...yaaayyyy
15:39 Tue 01st Dec 201519 answers, last by grasscarp 12:21 Wed 02nd Dec 2015
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Central Heating Boiler

Mines decided to go belly up this morning and definitely needs replacing. Anyone got any recommendations regarding make of boiler.
13:34 Sun 22nd Nov 201539 answers, last by ummmm 16:59 Fri 04th Dec 2015
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Top Tip.

Dress your dog up as a horse before walks as you don't have to pick up the ***.
21:06 Wed 18th Nov 20157 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:17 Thu 19th Nov 2015
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Formula One.

Dull, dull, dull and dull.
16:16 Sun 15th Nov 201533 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:23 Mon 16th Nov 2015
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Rare Bird, Chesterfield.

There's a rare bird in Chesterfield at the moment. It's a crag martin and it should be in North Africa. If you're anywhere near the Crooked Spire then go and have a look-see. An even rarer bird in...
15:32 Fri 13th Nov 20152 answers, last by melv16 18:07 Tue 17th Nov 2015
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Movember.

Only, itch scratch, 17 days, itch scratch, before I can, itch scratch, shave this, itch scratch, 'king itch scratch, goatee off.
15:11 Fri 13th Nov 201531 answers, last by Tilly2 16:08 Tue 01st Dec 2015
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Songs Of Praise.

You don't have to have any fashion sense to appear on the programme. If you haven't it will help greatly ....:-)
16:48 Sun 08th Nov 20158 answers, last by tonyav 18:38 Sun 08th Nov 2015
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Fish Pie For...

....me tea....yayyyyy
15:21 Fri 06th Nov 201519 answers, last by ethandron 19:13 Fri 06th Nov 2015
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Kitchen Lighting

Is there an alternative to fluorescent under counter lighting? I'm getting fed up with changing the strip lights every six months or so.
15:14 Thu 05th Nov 20157 answers, last by Ovie360 05:16 Thu 26th Aug 2021
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Submit Button Problem

The submit button on my smart phone doesn't work. The only way to submit a Q or A is by going to answer bank mobile site. Is anyone else having these problems?
11:37 Sun 01st Nov 20159 answers, last by melv16 15:04 Thu 05th Nov 2015
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Flog It.

Today's show is from Blackburn. Are all the people from this town ugly?
17:37 Tue 27th Oct 201522 answers, last by melv16 14:07 Sun 01st Nov 2015
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Working In Wales...

...this week. Are the natives revolting? ;-)
17:01 Mon 26th Oct 201551 answers, last by melv16 11:16 Sun 01st Nov 2015
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Ironing Curtains:-(

Any tips on the above, other than getting the missus to do 'em.
15:05 Wed 21st Oct 201523 answers, last by jennyjoan 05:18 Fri 23rd Oct 2015
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Only Connect.

Victoria's bursting out all over.
19:34 Mon 19th Oct 201514 answers, last by melv16 19:18 Mon 26th Oct 2015

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