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marval

Extra Large

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No, but do you mind if I...
13:12 Sun 27th May 201214 answers, last by Jemisa 20:04 Sun 27th May 2012
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starone

Koala up a gum tree

A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So...
23:53 Sat 26th May 20128 answers, last by missprim 19:58 Sun 27th May 2012
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Jemisa

Your Sunday joke...

Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!" Everyone gets all excited and chants,...
11:52 Sun 27th May 20129 answers, last by missprim 19:57 Sun 27th May 2012
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maggiebee

LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH

LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word ?"...
16:52 Sun 27th May 20124 answers, last by Canary42 12:42 Mon 28th May 2012
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maggiebee

Random thoughts for a Sunday

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken. No one will win the battle...
17:11 Sun 27th May 20126 answers, last by cupid04 00:07 Mon 28th May 2012
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marval

Who did it?

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the...
13:48 Sun 27th May 20127 answers, last by marval 14:53 Mon 28th May 2012
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Kiki-frog

Some very poor taste one-liners...

... from the bro-in-law. Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50/min (charges may vary). Got stopped...
08:44 Sun 27th May 201211 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:14 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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tonyav

LOL, LOL, LOL.

I have just come back from my local car wash, had a mini valet on my run-around car a Peugeot 307 Diesel £12.50p they did the mini valet and no one asked for the money so I just got back in the...
14:29 Sun 27th May 2012111 answers, last by Sqad 15:54 Sun 27th May 2012
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Georgiesmum

EUROVISION SONG CONTEST.

Anyone watch it last night? If so what was your conclusion?
07:20 Sun 27th May 201220 answers, last by missprim 14:46 Sun 27th May 2012
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janzman

whatever would heartbeat's claude be thinking about david

..Kirsty's dad in Corrie..looking quite superior. not subservient at all .lauding it over Tyrone.......yes....good acting...
20:22 Thu 24th May 20129 answers, last by hc4361 11:05 Fri 25th May 2012
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missprim

Healthy breakfast cereal

Can you recommend one please? I'm looking for a cereal that doesn't have a lot of sugar or salt added, also low in calories and fat. I don't mind if it's a cereal to be eaten with hot or cold milk.TIA...
15:26 Thu 24th May 201211 answers, last by JeromeScasillas 13:38 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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mrs_overall

56 Up

What did you think of last night'sprogramme?
08:27 Tue 15th May 201210 answers, last by woofgang 15:21 Tue 15th May 2012
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LochNessMonster

Manchester Utd sponsor pulls out of deal ?

Utd were to be sponsored by dog food manufacture next season. But they can't have WINALOT on the front of their shirts ?...
09:13 Tue 15th May 20127 answers, last by Philtaz 11:13 Tue 15th May 2012
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Smowball

Eileen/Paul in Corrie - what a stupid story ending!

Why do such a brilliant storyline with Leslie , and then within one episode she is dead and they have split up? It makes no sense at all. Surely it would have been better to keep them together and...
07:41 Tue 15th May 201232 answers, last by Smowball 10:14 Tue 15th May 2012
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Ann

New Roundup gel .....

Has anyone tried it yet?
14:13 Fri 11th May 20128 answers, last by garyp 22:09 Mon 08th Oct 2012
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giveup

Why am I on here

Instead of doing housewifely things(yawn)
14:26 Mon 14th May 201210 answers, last by BIGJACK 15:06 Mon 14th May 2012
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missprim

Feels like a cold

For quite a while now I have woken up every morning feeling like I have a cold. I'm not sneezing and I don't have a runny nose but I sometimes feel wheezy. My doctor gave me a turbohaler to use twice...
08:44 Fri 11th May 20129 answers, last by missprim 08:49 Mon 14th May 2012
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missprim

Chicken Caesar Salad

If you were to order the above in a restaurant what would you expect to find on your plate? I paid £8.25 for lunch yesterday and got lots of lettuce leaves, some sliced chicken and Garlic...
18:36 Sun 13th May 20124 answers, last by missprim 18:42 Sun 13th May 2012
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jd_here

What makes you cross?

What makes you cross? Displaing the Union Flag upside down is my current soap box, even worse is the merchandise on sale with the flag the wrong way. Gripe over!...
08:56 Fri 11th May 201241 answers, last by boxtops 22:09 Fri 11th May 2012
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starone

Goodbye Mom

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she...
23:35 Thu 10th May 20124 answers, last by coffeeboy 19:21 Fri 11th May 2012

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