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Scallops..................

................or Scollops?

Is It OK to Have Probiotic Drinks Or Yogurts While On Antibiotics?

Or does one just cancel out the other? I'm male, 58, with a history of Urinary Tract Infections and currently have Klebsiella, for which I'm on a course of antibiotics. Somebody suggested I also have...

Littlpaul

Raod rage

im 16 an alwayz sufferd from anger problemz and have been on too courses off anger manigment but dis hasnt help me. last week i woz in tesco and was trying to get out when a car cut me up and corsed...

RATTER15

Condoms

Guy went into chemist "Give me three packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Guy: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."...

johnny37

The Voice

Im going to stop watching this. Last nights prog was cr@p. All that shouting and screeching. Danny's choice was perverse. The boy could not sing to save his life and the girl he was against tried to...

looobylooo

Happy Birthday Tinkerbell!

Have a lovely day! :o) xx

curlyperm11

Frank Bruno

Really enjoyed this.....funny guy, cute in a way......got an innocence about him?

Georgiesmum

BRITAINS GOT TALENT

What did everyone think of Britains Got Talent last night? What was your favourite act?

starone

Paddy's fingers

Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in Cork 's hospital. The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Lets be avin'...

maggiebee

Keep things simple at all times

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two...

missprim

Dentist.

Had to go to the dentist this morning for root canal treatment. Didn't feel like going really because I haven't been feeling too good this week but wanted to get it over with. When the dentist gave me...

tenrec

Birthday greetings.

Happy birthday to Queen Elizabeth II.

Jemisa

The escaped convict....

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the...

maggiebee

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell...

starone

The Merry Widow

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her...

marval

Name?

Murphy, O’Shea & Mullligan go for a job on a building site, but have been told beforehand that the foreman dislikes the Irish. Murphy suggests to the other two that they give English...

888

Birthday Today

It's my better half's birthday today (feeling soooo old). Would any kind ABers like to wish all the best?!. Thanx from me.

Gizmonster

Anyone know the name of this song and who are all the people in the vid ????

I've spotted Prince in there somewhere, but who are all the others ???

vodkancoke

Cold

Hi all, I have a horrible cold at the moment. I was given Amoxicillin from my Doc on Tuesday. I have woken up this morning with a very painful blocked ear. My problem is I am flying on Monday and I am...

ELVIS68

Robin Gibb......

Heard last week he slipped into a coma and had just days to live, nothing on the news since, anyone heard any updates?

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