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Jemisa

When In Spain...

A big American tourist stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain. While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table....
14:07 Sun 10th Feb 20135 answers, last by 1ndex 23:49 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Marriage...

I felt a bit fed up today so to cheer myself up I watched my wedding video backwards.I love the end bit where I take my ring off, go back down the aisle , jump in the car and f**k off. A woman was...
00:04 Mon 11th Feb 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:03 Mon 11th Feb 2013
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Caribeing

Stephen Fry (Baftas)

Stephen Fry looks great tonight hosting the Baftas he is slim and suave best he has ever looked, goes to show how some people mature with age....
23:02 Sun 10th Feb 201350 answers, last by headwreck 01:15 Mon 11th Feb 2013
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anotheoldgit

21 Month Suspended Jail Term For Manslaughter, Is This Nearly Enough?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2276006/Nurse-Grace-Adeleye-caused-baby-boy-bleed-death-botched-home-circumcision-walks-free-court.html#axzz2KPXE0d8X /// Adeleye was found guilty of...
15:27 Sun 10th Feb 20139 answers, last by anotheoldgit 13:16 Mon 11th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

The Check-Up...

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor"s for a check-up .The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your...
23:17 Sun 10th Feb 20136 answers, last by anjlegs 15:11 Mon 11th Feb 2013
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mrs.chappie

Disappearing Date....

Can anyone help please. I've reinstated it three times now - I like to see the day, date and time on the bottom right of my screen, but for some reason, it keeps disappearing. :o(...
16:52 Sat 02nd Feb 20134 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:23 Sun 10th Feb 2013
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Smowball

Daft Fox Question?

With all the news recently about foxes coming into peoples houses, and only yesterday a few miles from me a fox attacked a 4 week old baby in their house and bit the baby's finger off - well my son...
16:41 Sun 10th Feb 201337 answers, last by rattyratgirl 18:07 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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in a mo

Water Bill's Going Up View's Please

Water bills are rising again ,we all complain but we think nothing of going into a supermarket to buy "Bottled Water" why do water companies also sell Good Quality water. ANY thoughts...
11:02 Sun 10th Feb 201356 answers, last by theshedman 08:36 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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mrs_overall

Have You Ever Walked Out Of A Restaurant?

Mr O took me out for a meal to a restaurant with an open kitchen, where you could see the staff at work. He went off to the loo and was followed in by the chef. The chef went into a cubicle and going...
12:24 Sun 10th Feb 201345 answers, last by BlueToffee 08:58 Mon 11th Feb 2013
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DaisyNonna

Walked Out

Have you ever walked out of a film? Which and why?
20:44 Sat 09th Feb 201350 answers, last by Everhelpful 23:50 Sun 10th Feb 2013
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quizmouse

Used Stamps - Please

I realise this has nothing as such to do with quizzes but I just thought I would make a plea for the donkey sanctuary who sell on used stamps to rais emoney. It seems fewer people do this these ays...
12:30 Fri 08th Feb 201324 answers, last by quizmouse 18:49 Tue 10th Feb 2015
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Jemisa

Valentine Ditty's...

My Grandaughters (6 & 8) have been making 'Valentines Cards' today and with the old saying we've been making up little poems... For their daddy they've come up with.. Roses are red Violets are blue...
23:45 Sat 09th Feb 201388 answers, last by moonraker558 08:12 Thu 14th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

For A Fiver...

This old couple are walking around a car boot sale , when they notice on a stall-an offer of 5 toilet brushes for a fiver, Both impressed they buy the toilet brushes, the following week the old lady...
15:25 Sat 09th Feb 20136 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:27 Sun 10th Feb 2013
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Jemisa

Obsessed...

A man goes to psychiatrist because his girlfriend thinks he is obsessed with sex. The doctor draws a square and asks the man what he sees. "Sex," said the man.The doctor drew a circle and asked what...
15:52 Sat 09th Feb 20134 answers, last by mrs.chappie 23:43 Sat 09th Feb 2013
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phleb

Everytime I Walk Past A Horse

It panics. Its happened several times now, my mate and i were taking a brisk walk, and she was walking like me, behaving same as me, and the horse did'nt flinch when she walked past, but when i walked...
22:05 Sat 09th Feb 201324 answers, last by phleb 22:11 Wed 13th Feb 2013
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sunny-dave

Fao Nox

I have promised myself that I will never post on a desktop thread again - so cannot reply directly there to your remarks about the "snide clique". Virtually everybody (including me in the past) has...
00:10 Fri 08th Feb 201371 answers, last by triggerhippy 01:15 Fri 08th Feb 2013
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marval

Barber

A barber runs out of his shop and down to the nearest corner where a policeman is standing. "Officer," he asks, "have you seen a man run by here in the last few minutes?" "No, I haven't. What's the...
00:26 Fri 08th Feb 20135 answers, last by NBarb 12:24 Thu 19th Dec 2019
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desktop

Fed Up Cant Get Credit For Washing Machine And Landlords Wont Except Liability For Cooker

cant get credit been turned down; and was having meeting next week but they wont except liability so i said wont go to meeting could run miles they also want £49 for garage which i said wont pay as...
22:37 Thu 07th Feb 2013102 answers, last by murraymints 10:11 Mon 11th Feb 2013
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owdhamer

Not Good News.

Went for a check up at Christies today, to find the tumour had spread, and further chemo needed, but not tiill stronger, eating is a major prob,a big fight is on.
19:27 Thu 07th Feb 201377 answers, last by Ann86 11:39 Sun 10th Feb 2013
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lilacben

Ok This Question Again About Eggs.........................do You Keep Them In Out

in the kitchen or in the fridge.???...
11:59 Thu 07th Feb 201328 answers, last by lilacben 22:20 Fri 08th Feb 2013

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