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jono ross

Four poofs and a piano. If they were members of chatterbank who would they be ? from left to right starting at the piano i reckon the second one looks like knobby. I reckon whiffy is on the piano ....

Rtaxron

Jonathon Ross Tonight.

What the FUKC was Mighty Boosh about, is he supposed to be funny or have a good band? What a load of CRAP!!!

Abdulmajid

Has been done before but..........................

Top ten fantasy festival (dead or alive). Be specific if you like to engage my interest further. But only one entry for the artist in the list. 1) Elvis (1958) 2) Bowie (1972) 3) Beatles (1967) 4)...

puss_boots

i can't believe it.......

The 2 most boring housemates of all time ie Rachel & Mickey end up being the last 2 finalist in BB9. Rachel wins ?100,000 for doing nothing for the past 3 months, this show has had its day it is a...

reception

Is it possible to look great at 50 without plastic works?

I am nearly 50 I get asked out everyday by atleast 8-9 blokes some of them are as young as 22!!! do you think they are just desparte. I go to the gym 4 times a week I look great. have lovely long hair...

banjobabe

Bottom burps....

do you think it was the pizza? Bb xx

dustinmyeye

rachel is the winner !

blah blah blah

Captin Kirk

What a pair of dullards left ...

who can seriously still be voting for those two?

littlefreak

how do I make a man...

...regret turning me down?

haysi06

Would you ever audition for X-Factor?

Just for fun? I am being egged on to audition because I have a terrible singing voice and am really thinking of doing it next year!!

lynbrown

Republican convention

I have watched speeches from both conventions and was struck by how few African American faces showed in the Republican audience. In fact, i saw only one, yet the Democrats looked like half and half....

echokilo

me and my shadow

Can anyone tell me who sang "Me & My Shadow" and does anyone have the lyrics? Dad says it was a female, I say it was a male singer...... HELP!!

knobbs

Oh my god

Ken barlow and roys rolls are about to be arrested on corination street for being dealers. My god what is this world coming to when you have two outstanding citizens like them being busted for this....

celeryman

Youre call is important to us

Appropriate music when holding on phone. Water company. Cool clear water Frankie Laine. Dentists. All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.The Chipmunks. Local undertakers. Dead ringer for love....

Abdulmajid

JoggerJayne. A fact for you.

If you like Brett Anderson (ex-Suede, Tears and solo) he is playing St Georges Church, Kemp Town at the end of the month for just 15 quid. You may say, "Whatever", but I am unsure of your musical...

dustypuss

voted out of CB

you know this big brother thing if you had to vote somebody of chatter bank who would it be !

dragon777

Dating in your 40's

Are there new rules when youre older for dating? Whats acceptable on 1st date? In all the best movies man meets woman and they spend the night together. If youre a 40-odd woman do you look a bit daft...

curly~sue

Best methods of relieving constipation please

Hello! It's been six days and no wind or even a stirring. I have never been constipated in my life before. Does anyone know the best sure-fire way (no prunes!) to get things moving ? I am so bloated...

harryt

boxers

hello we have just had two blokes move in opposite us, often the bloke will come home from work and strip down to his very tighgt boxers(wouldnt be so bad if he wasnt 20 stone) he then wonders around...

legend_mark5

its arrived

finally my copy of the scripts album has arrived .got sent to my mums hiouse in scotland and had to get sent on to here . got it blasstin in the shop and its the bomb think ill have a cold beer , kick...

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