My friend who works in the bank, said he has seen Gilbert O'Sullivan a couple of times. I asked what he thought he was there for. Friend answered;
"A loan again, naturally"...
My little Grandson who is just three, said to his Mother; "You are the best Mummy ever. I love you all the world. You are Beautiful and Selfish"... lol...He gets a bit mixed up sometimes. Well, I hope...
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked the stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He...
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed in him.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him......
In the upstairs bathroom earlier, when the window flew wide open! It's bowing a gale here. I got off toilet and crawled across floor, sneakily & quickly and shut the darn window! There are houses to...
Anyone been watching this on Netflix? I read the book a couple of years ago, and thought it brilliant. It's always difficult to make a good book into film, but they've done a good job so far. It's a...
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire show every year, And every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that there 'elicopter " Blanche always replied, " I know Bill, but that...
Always liked his quotes.
Have you got any favourites?
Kindness is the language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up....
