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So cute! https://youtu.be/PekXUqjHJMo...
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I'll start you off.. Katrina & The Waves Mr. Blue Sky...
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Sting was kidnapped last night. Police are looking for a lead.....
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Accidently drank a bottle of invisible ink. I'm in hospital waiting to be seen....
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My partner is leaving me because of my obsession with cowboys But that's ok this town ain't big enough for the both of us...
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Lovely news! :-) https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/princess-eugenie-baby-name-husband-b1799892.html...
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I went to the pub dressed as a tennis ball. I got served first......
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e.g. Cotton Fields. Paper Roses.. Over to you. .....
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The police have just rang to inform me that they’ve recovered my stolen sofa. That was nice of them, it was starting to look a bit tatty....
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Can some clever helpful person please work out my average blood pressure reading please. I have to hand results in today. Thanks. 7 days. Morning and night. Day 1. 95/58 109/65 Day 2. 113/66 109/63...
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My daughter in law's Father has been in hospital 3 days with covid. His started with cough. Went into his lungs. Although getting better, after putting him on oxygen, steroids & antibiotics, Doctors...
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I went to Tescos earlier, and as I was queuing just inside entrance, a security guard was stopping some people to make sure they were on their own, without spouse/ family in tow. Fair enough. He was...
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At first I thought, what?! Then when Mother said they will shorten it, I quite like it. https://metro.co.uk/2021/01/27/dani-dyers-baby-name-santiago-what-does-it-mean-13976575/...
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e.g. I'll pick a rose for my rose. I will walk 500 Niles.....
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I have started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire....
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Wondering who to fly with on your next available holiday?...
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Went for a job interview to be a waiter. They asked me my strengths. I said; "Well, I bring plenty to the table."...
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My partner is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker But I think he's bluffing....
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Stairway to Heaven. https://youtu.be/1NnbI4ncTTE...
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After my sister and a friend, recommending this Australian comedy series, I finally got round to given it a try. So glad I did. I've been watching a couple of episodes nightly and gave had the best...

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