8a Northern Ireland comes back with a short postscript that's politically incorrect. ?P?N 20a Looks like you put your foot in it? Thats a reversal! ?D?P F?O? 21 A lean rehash of Franch panache..... ...
Gladiator: My name is Maximus Decimus Christophus Meridius commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to-... Barista: I've run out of room on the cup... ...
Good morning, Birdies. Another stupidly early wake-up for me, coughing for England. Honestly, I'm so drained from coughing. I've made the OH's sandwiches and I might as well jump on the... ...
Captions please for this pic of the Guinness World Record holder, the oldest person to go abseiling - in this case, one Colin Bell, 102 years young, and taking on the front of the Royal London... ...
A guy answers his door one night and a massive cockroach is standing on his doorstep. Without warning, the cockroach attacks... It beats the man up, throws him across his front-room; and then runs... ...
The UK Health Minister has announced that due to the new Indian Covid variant …. Vindaflu …. people will now be offered the Punjab. Please take this variant very seriously. My neighbour caught... ...
..thread, how about what's for breakfast? I had cereal with fresh fruit and yoghurt. It was healthy, and tasty, but bacon and eggs etc.... Hmm, wouldn't have improved my cholesterol count.
My 'pony tail' arrived yesterday. The colour is a perfect match for my real hair and when I attached it and asked Mr T how it looked he said, 'I like that, it takes years off you!' I need to a bit... ...