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marval

Special Offer

I went to my local budget supermarket the other day and was amazed to see that they had a special offer on huge antlers. Never one to resist a bargain, i bought a pair. But they were so massive that...
18:33 Thu 15th Sep 20166 answers, last by zebo 20:16 Thu 15th Sep 2016
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marval

Oops

The attractive wife told her husband she was going on vacation with a girlfriend, but she really went with her long time wealthy lover, who gave her a beautiful £10,000 mink coat. But she couldn't...
21:29 Wed 14th Sep 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 22:45 Wed 14th Sep 2016
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marval

I Went

I went to a restaurant near Wimbledon. I thought the service would be better....
15:07 Tue 13th Sep 201614 answers, last by Patsy33 10:18 Wed 14th Sep 2016
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Patsy33

Wrong Answer.

I failed my driver's test today. I was asked what I'd do at a red light. I said that I usually check my emails and see what my friends are up to on Facebook.
09:59 Wed 14th Sep 20164 answers, last by marval 21:19 Wed 14th Sep 2016
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Togo

Marks And Sparks Empire Pie.

One of the permanently offended and outraged has complained that a M & S pie celebrates "Colonial Deaths" and leaves a nasty taste in her mouth. Where do these people get their ideas? Empire Pie. No...
07:43 Wed 14th Sep 201635 answers, last by EdmundD 14:38 Wed 14th Sep 2016
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ronayne

Crossword

18a a?r?a? warfare conflict among television providers airway or aerial 13a p?t?r?a?i?t?c protective of new antiparticles...
09:13 Wed 14th Sep 20169 answers, last by ronayne 09:20 Wed 14th Sep 2016
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catsrcool

Daily Telegraph Toughie Wednesday September 14Th 2016

Spoiler alert Spoiler alert Spoiler alert Spoiler alert Please parse: 9ac Dashing miles around, fellow is hot (7) =raffish 12ac Novel unidentified after edition's lost for perpetuity (10) = infinitude...
08:17 Wed 14th Sep 201610 answers, last by dannyk13 08:31 Wed 14th Sep 2016
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Milosevic

Vitamin B6

Hi, my 14yr old son is a bit of a handful at school sometimes and his diet is appalling. His food tech teacher mentioned that vitamin B6 could be beneficial to him in calming him down. I realise that...
10:13 Tue 13th Sep 201614 answers, last by cassa333 10:41 Wed 14th Sep 2016
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Patsy33

Lacking...

“I don’t find health-related puns funny anymore since I started suffering from an irony deficiency.”...
09:16 Mon 12th Sep 20166 answers, last by 1ozzy 05:02 Tue 13th Sep 2016
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casternad

Daily Mail

last one for today and cannot see it.11a.Lovers little article bores star silly s-e-t-e-r-.Many thanks...
22:52 Mon 12th Sep 20164 answers, last by Davemano 23:19 Mon 12th Sep 2016
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queenofmean

Update On Ricky

I haven't done one for a long time as there hasn't been much to say. But I do have some news and for those that all shared kind words when he had his crash - I'd like to share it with you. As you may...
09:40 Mon 12th Sep 201622 answers, last by queenofmean 18:37 Tue 13th Sep 2016
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rogermay7

Listener 4415

Can anyone help me with wordplay for LONGER at 4A? I cannt get close! Thanks rogermay7...
09:54 Mon 12th Sep 201610 answers, last by rogermay7 09:59 Wed 14th Sep 2016
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maggiebee

Assault And ??

I walked into the police dressed as a battery... One of the officers asked "why you dressed like that?" I replied "Well I was told I was getting charged..."...
16:06 Sun 11th Sep 201610 answers, last by cecily-sue 11:18 Mon 12th Sep 2016
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Patsy33

Latest Fashion.

Have you seen the latest fashion must have? It's a shirt made out of paper. I've tried one and it's tearable!
09:23 Sun 11th Sep 20164 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:37 Sun 11th Sep 2016
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velkom

Sunday Times 4711

21a upset milliner might take this off new lion (7) c?p?i?e Is it captive and can you parse please...
18:53 Sun 11th Sep 20165 answers, last by Patsy33 19:00 Sun 11th Sep 2016
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dzug2

Guardian 10 Sept

Surprised myself by getting down to the last two - errors elsewhere excepted 7d (5) Biblical character, one turning on the house of God E.O.. 12 A (4) Note success after first from Cambridge ...T...
15:55 Sun 11th Sep 20165 answers, last by Mamyalynne 16:06 Sun 11th Sep 2016
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galasalmon

Sunday Post Easy

Help please 22A/Impossible to predict ( 13 ) UNDER ? S ? E ? 11D/ hindering ( 9 ) u ? ? ? L? D ? L 15A/ Mist from crashing waves ( 5 ) ? P ? A ? Thank you,...
15:07 Sun 11th Sep 20168 answers, last by galasalmon 15:34 Sun 11th Sep 2016
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Zacs-Master

Coconuts Have Hair And Produce Milk. Why Aren't They Classed As Mammals?

Well?
12:38 Sun 11th Sep 20164 answers, last by piggynose 14:22 Sun 11th Sep 2016
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Maydup

Freezing Apples

I have a glut of small local variety cookers. They do not keep for more than a few days and I'm thinking of stewing some and freezing them for crumble in the winter of for having with yoghurt. Any...
13:46 Sun 11th Sep 201612 answers, last by Maydup 22:25 Sun 11th Sep 2016
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Baldgrace

And Another (Final) Ns Clue...

Impudent girl from Quebec upset a European night (5) Starts with Q What is it and why?!...
12:24 Sun 11th Sep 201613 answers, last by dannyk13 12:36 Sun 11th Sep 2016

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