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Alberta On Fire

How scary is this? Wild fires are spreading at an alarming rate in Fort McMurray. Thousands of people have lost their homes and livelihoods. The dry warm start to the year hasn't helped, which is very...
08:04 Thu 05th May 201621 answers, last by gness 17:30 Thu 05th May 2016
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Patsy33

I Bet This Will Put A Smile On Your Face...

I used to be a Plastic Surgeon.. I bet that raised a few eyebrows!....
13:32 Thu 05th May 20164 answers, last by frugalfred 15:26 Thu 05th May 2016
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secsee1

50Th Anniversary

A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Farmer's Weekly. He looked up from the page and said to her, "Did you know that humans are...
11:11 Thu 05th May 20163 answers, last by waterboatman 05:00 Fri 06th May 2016
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wiltsman

Clouds

Has anyone taken the time to go outside and look skywards today? It's a beautiful day here in north Wiltshire. There are clouds, but they're very high and wispy, some of them have fascinating shapes,...
12:33 Thu 05th May 201637 answers, last by Togo 18:53 Fri 06th May 2016
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Patsy33

Poor Old Fruit..

Through no fault of his own, my Uncle crashed into a lemon tree. He is still bitter and twisted.....
18:59 Wed 04th May 201629 answers, last by Ellipsis 13:03 Thu 05th May 2016
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Mertyl

Mail

Feel daft asking this one as it's probably obvious but what's 12a Old mans beginning to hobble a little D?S? Thanks in advance......
16:46 Wed 04th May 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 16:48 Wed 04th May 2016
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Patsy33

Two Greedy.

Bigomy. Where two rites make a wrong....
10:51 Wed 04th May 20165 answers, last by marval 19:34 Wed 04th May 2016
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-SharonA-

Happy 50Th

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. "Happy Anniversary Mum & Dad" gushed son number one, a...
14:57 Tue 03rd May 20162 answers, last by marval 16:48 Tue 03rd May 2016
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Svejk

Baby Balloon

Once upon a time there 3 balloons, mummy balloon, daddy balloon, and baby balloon. Tired of baby balloon creeping into their bed every night, "Tonight you must stay in your own bed," said mummy. When...
07:15 Tue 03rd May 20166 answers, last by Patsy33 12:05 Tue 03rd May 2016
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creamegg

I Cryptic

5a car cleaner stories I overlooked ??????? 24a tidal wave one in ocean returned creatures needing no oxygen a?a?r???s 27a car twisted line b?n?l?? 6d american nonsense about german language ??g?? 7d...
20:18 Mon 02nd May 20169 answers, last by creamegg 20:29 Mon 02nd May 2016
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marval

I Tried

I tried to start up a chicken dating agency but failed. It was a struggle to make hens meet....
21:56 Sat 30th Apr 201628 answers, last by elliemay1 22:05 Mon 02nd May 2016
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retrocop

Redneck Birth

A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him: Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, five big baby boys!" The redneck...
19:02 Sat 30th Apr 20162 answers, last by murraymints 19:49 Sat 30th Apr 2016
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Chipchopper

Some Mothers Do Have Em.

A mother shouts up the stairs to her 12 year old son : " Come on Jimmy, its high time you got up! and what time is your dental appointment ?. Two thirty, came the croaky reply. "I know dear" she said,...
18:26 Sat 30th Apr 201611 answers, last by percy1946 23:05 Sun 01st May 2016
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mrs_overall

Just For Fun - Saturday

Today's competition is to use the name of a person/a film title/book title/food item/song title/just about anything, and alter it slightly to come up with a witty name for a quiz team. For example:...
09:33 Sat 30th Apr 201638 answers, last by douglas9401 10:21 Wed 04th May 2016
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Chipchopper

Ecclesiastes....

My Grandfather was a master craftsman, wood lathe operator. If he could see some of the shoddy workmanship on cheap foreign imports, in the stores today. Well, I think he would be turning in his...
17:32 Thu 28th Apr 201627 answers, last by Patsy33 21:34 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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Ann

Happy Birthday Bathsheba

Have a great day Baths xx
23:06 Thu 28th Apr 201640 answers, last by Patsy33 19:52 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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cupid04

See How Far This Goes...

Good morning pop pickers. Here is a new 'S.H.F.T.G' especially for you all. Just follow each song or lyric with one of your own. I'll start you with:- We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I...
09:34 Fri 01st Apr 2016994 answers, last by Arksided 22:25 Tue 03rd May 2016
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Patsy33

A Messy Prank!

I've been playing a few pranks on my wife recently. Yesterday, I replaced her sleeping tablets with laxatives just before we got into bed. Unfortunately, it backfired on me......
20:18 Thu 28th Apr 20167 answers, last by marval 16:41 Fri 29th Apr 2016
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slinky.kate

Have You Sorted Dinner Out Yet???

home made thai soup home made mince pie and salad home made apple pie and cream (the pastry was frozen stuff)...
15:20 Thu 28th Apr 201640 answers, last by ethandron 19:23 Sat 30th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Sing While You're Sitting..

Just bought an ABBA toilet. What a loo!.........
12:57 Thu 28th Apr 201615 answers, last by marval 15:46 Fri 29th Apr 2016

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