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Barbie81

Highland News

23 across Run back to the right ?r?t 22 across Perfect all over f?n?s?e?
14:55 Thu 14th Apr 20163 answers, last by Barbie81 15:01 Thu 14th Apr 2016
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ll_billym

Spicy

Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both got rushed to hospital, one's in a korma and the other's got a dodgy tikka....
18:58 Wed 13th Apr 201610 answers, last by Quizproquo 23:13 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Breaking News......

A man who took an airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.....
10:08 Wed 13th Apr 201626 answers, last by Patsy33 21:22 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Let's Talk...

A guy I know came up to me and a group of friends and said, "I heard you've been talking about me, you disgust me!" I said, "Yes, we did"...........
20:10 Wed 13th Apr 20168 answers, last by marval 22:24 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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maggiebee

Come Fly With Me

Two Irish blokes were standing on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One had a row of budgies down each arm and the other had a row of parrots down each arm. They both jumped off the cliff landing...
18:37 Wed 13th Apr 20161 answer, last by Patsy33 18:49 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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jackierob

Linking Words Local Quiz 26/04/16

1. pipe/easy/hat 2. slow/rice/gas...
15:40 Wed 13th Apr 20163 answers, last by jackierob 15:45 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Testing The Water.....

On holiday I walked into the sea holding a jar of salsa. I had some very funny looks from people. One man said, " What ARE you doing?" I said, " I'm taking a dip"..........
12:51 Tue 12th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 15:28 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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reddog1

Local Mag

Hello, Mr O'Connor isn't in sight (5) ??C?? Fast and lively old Austin (7) ???s?r? Ice cream often seen on motorways (4) n?n? Thanks Reddog
17:56 Tue 12th Apr 20166 answers, last by ubasses 18:22 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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237SJ

David Gest

David Gest has been found dead. They`re dropping like flies this year
15:26 Tue 12th Apr 201615 answers, last by bodeker 22:01 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Yorkshire Baby.............

A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his...
15:06 Tue 12th Apr 20163 answers, last by Old_Geezer 15:26 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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lou210621

British Birds

53. Sings among the rushes 55. In spring all thought turns to nesting 56. pick on someone in a grumpy way 58. Dance about the scottish party 60. Booms among the reeds 61. Keep love real in your heart...
12:51 Tue 12th Apr 201623 answers, last by mallyh 10:24 Wed 20th Apr 2016
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Bazile

Have I Got News For You

Anyone see it last night ? Very funny I assume that the lawyers at the beeb , give it the once over before it's transmitted...
11:23 Tue 12th Apr 201619 answers, last by hc4361 14:55 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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anneasquith

Dodgy Dave?

Do you know a dodgy Dave?
10:51 Tue 12th Apr 201621 answers, last by mccfluff 14:07 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Question Title Here

My friend said to me, "Does every sentence have to contain a vegetable?" I said, " Not necess-celery"......
10:10 Mon 11th Apr 201629 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:30 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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237SJ

Tom Jones`s Wife

I see Tom Jones`s wife Linda has died. I was only reading about her in his autobiog the other week. RIP
10:55 Mon 11th Apr 201610 answers, last by lady-janine 04:45 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Fancy Dress.

A friend dressed up as a small island off of Italy. He said " What do you think?" " I said don't be Sicily"!......
15:26 Sun 10th Apr 201640 answers, last by Patsy33 11:05 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Painting The Porch.................

An Irishman, Seamus, wanting to earn some weekend pin-money, decided to hire himself out as a ”handy man" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighbourhood in Ascot, just outside London. He...
10:46 Mon 11th Apr 20162 answers, last by Patsy33 10:58 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Making A Baby............

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well,...
10:36 Mon 11th Apr 20164 answers, last by coffeeboy 16:13 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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lynbrown

Nice Dress

I am short and chubby. If I buy a top in M&S I take a 16 and if I buy a skirt I take a 14. I do not have a waist! Is there a make of dress that caters for the fuller figure? I am OAP but like to look...
17:16 Sun 10th Apr 201613 answers, last by bednobs 19:52 Sun 10th Apr 2016
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mrs_overall

Have You Had Any Holiday Disasters?

None of my holidays have been incident free but my trip to Los Angeles takes the biscuit. Some of the incidents include: 1. On the plane I was seated between two rather butch women - one wanted a...
09:01 Sun 10th Apr 201624 answers, last by TWR 18:33 Sun 10th Apr 2016

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