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jennyjoan

If You Needed A Cleaner

If you needed a cleaner for an hour a week - because you are ill (not for me) how much would you pay. I would pay £10 an hour - friend whom I met yesterday was furious to say she would only pay...
16:09 Thu 07th Apr 201643 answers, last by Jackdaw33 20:32 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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pega

Mephisto 2901

24a Ancient flag reported to be counterfeit 5 ??igd 30a No longer come down a valley that one gets stuck in 6 a??iLe 1d See female on edge go mad 4 f?i? Thanks for helping me...
13:48 Thu 07th Apr 20167 answers, last by pega 16:21 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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bednobs

Does David Furnish Have A Point? And What Could He Be Called?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3522087/SEBASTIAN-SHAKESPEARE-Sir-Elton-title-don-t-asks-hubby.html...
20:26 Tue 05th Apr 201642 answers, last by divebuddy 19:00 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Last Wishes.............

Dave is on his death bed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in London. He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder...
12:10 Thu 07th Apr 20168 answers, last by frugalfred 16:27 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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dylanfanatic

In /out

I made my own mind up re the June referendum, I have Dip. LCW after my name and, despite what Ca Moron thinks, can read, write and think for myself. I am LIVID that £9,000,000 is being spent of OUR...
12:51 Thu 07th Apr 201630 answers, last by THEMOTLEY1 19:50 Fri 08th Apr 2016
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cupid04

Why?

Q] Why did the hedgehog cross the road? A] To see his flat mate!...
12:18 Thu 07th Apr 20169 answers, last by Patsy33 12:49 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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Bathsheba

Hope This Works......

https://www.facebook.com/cleverly.me/videos?fref=photo amazing idea,....love it! :) Baths x x x...
18:54 Wed 06th Apr 201624 answers, last by aelmpvw 10:44 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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terrya

Cryptic

Three-wheeler of 24 hours isn't working? (3-3,6) O?E-?A?, ??R??? Entreaty half seen to give satisfaction (6) ??E???
08:19 Thu 07th Apr 20169 answers, last by dannyk13 08:24 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

In A Spin

My wife has just left me. She said I was obsessed with cricket. It's really hit me for six.
08:53 Wed 06th Apr 201620 answers, last by scorpiojo 18:12 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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LittleSquidge

Female Name Lalaine - Spelling To Emphasise Pronounciation?

Good evening all, I've always liked the female name Lalaine. The pronounciation I've heard most often and appreciate the most is: la-lane-ee My concern would be that it may be pronounced lal-ain. Is...
16:44 Wed 06th Apr 201622 answers, last by jno 15:14 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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MargoTester

What Are The Odds....

I've just cracked 6 eggs into a bowl and every one was double yolked. I've never come across that before!...
16:22 Wed 06th Apr 201617 answers, last by Cathyhuns 17:07 Thu 07th Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Sharing In Marriage.............

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted...
14:58 Wed 06th Apr 20163 answers, last by Tuvok 20:35 Mon 25th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

No Common Thence.....

Daffy duck calls down to the hotel desk and asks for a condom. The person on phone asks if he should put it on his bill. "Don't be thupid you thilly man. I'll thuffocate!".......
13:07 Wed 06th Apr 20164 answers, last by viv41 15:27 Wed 06th Apr 2016
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retrocop

The Altar Boy's Confession

AN ITALIAN ALTAR BOY'S CONFESSION 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'. The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl...
11:17 Wed 06th Apr 20163 answers, last by marval 15:38 Wed 06th Apr 2016
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laurajayne1207

Real Peoples Brain Drainer

Does anyone know thus comedy star 5,6 r?b?? ?????? Solve this anagram ottur 5 letters T????...
10:25 Wed 06th Apr 201615 answers, last by dannyk13 11:03 Wed 06th Apr 2016
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maggiebee

Oops

Peter Pan is such a rubbish pilot He Neverlands.......
09:41 Wed 06th Apr 20166 answers, last by aelmpvw 10:10 Wed 06th Apr 2016
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Patsy33

Play Nicely!...

There is discord in the orchestra. In the string section, the guitarist accuses someone in the brass section of blowing their own trumpet, and told him to tone it down. The trumpeter looked at...
09:46 Tue 05th Apr 201636 answers, last by Patsy33 22:22 Tue 05th Apr 2016
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jennyjoan

Moneysupermarket

Think that's an awful advertisement with the guy robot dancing but not even that - all men and women gyrating in a vulgar manner is a terrible turnoff....
09:28 Tue 05th Apr 201617 answers, last by Bathsheba 00:32 Mon 11th Apr 2016
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Clell

Link Words

1. Aside.......Memory (4) 2. Drop.....Line (5) 3.Black.....Contest (6) 4. Casual........Exchange (6) Thanks for any help....
17:49 Tue 05th Apr 20167 answers, last by Salty 07:22 Wed 06th Apr 2016
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-SharonA-

Bad Headache, Cannot Look Up

Is this a sinus headache? I've been taking paracetamol, but is not helping....
15:02 Tue 05th Apr 201619 answers, last by -SharonA- 20:57 Fri 08th Apr 2016

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