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marval

Will

A lawyer was reading a wealthy man's will to the people mentioned in it. "To my wife Claire, who stood by me through the rough times as well as the good, I leave you the house, the cars and £5...
23:07 Wed 12th Feb 20143 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 08:00 Thu 13th Feb 2014
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Peaspeculiars

The Butler....

A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening ball. So they advised their butler that they were giving him the evening off to do as he pleased since they would be out quite late. The couple went to a...
21:48 Wed 12th Feb 20144 answers, last by marval 23:06 Wed 12th Feb 2014
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Booldawg

Very Worried About My Dog

I went to bed about 10pm and woke up at 10.30 as I thought I could hear my dog being sick downstairs. When I got downstairs he was lying on the sofa having what I can only describe as an epileptic...
22:57 Sun 09th Feb 201484 answers, last by chickensrock 21:37 Thu 13th Feb 2014
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JuniperEccles

Intruder Cat

A female cat has discovered my tabby's cat-flap and is now coming in and out like a fiddler's elbow. She just goes straight upstairs and sleeps on the spare bed morning, noon and usually through the...
18:24 Tue 11th Feb 201416 answers, last by boxtops 21:55 Fri 14th Feb 2014
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oldmisery

What Are You Selling

Two businessmen in the centre of Chester were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop. At that stage the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves erected. One said to the other " You...
15:05 Tue 11th Feb 20141 answer, last by Peaspeculiars 15:09 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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stewey

Here's Looking At You, Kid.

I went to visit my ophthalmologist today and he said " Nice to see you again, stewey.", to which I responded "I wish I could say the same, Doctor."...
03:58 Tue 11th Feb 201422 answers, last by stewey 03:19 Thu 13th Feb 2014
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Pickles123

20Yr Old Cat Missing Sister

I had to put my 20yr old cat down six weeks ago,the brother and her were very close always cuddling each other,although in the day he seems ok,he has become more clingy and very vocal at night,it's at...
11:56 Tue 11th Feb 20145 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 14:06 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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NoMercy

Worried Sick About Alf

He's off his food, he's got diarrhoea and doesn't want to play ball. No other symptoms. He's had tummy trouble on and off for a fortnight or so, but he's always been predisposed to it. What he passed...
20:09 Sun 09th Feb 201431 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 08:07 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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EcclesCake

Flippin' Floodin' Furious

Although not close to a river I am threatened by flooding. I was planning a couple of days away but have cancelled as I don't want to leave my home unattended. The response I've received from a very...
19:23 Mon 10th Feb 201437 answers, last by whiskeryron 12:49 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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Peaspeculiars

Once Upon A Time.... Are You Sitting Comfortably? Then We'll Begin..

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic anything...
20:47 Mon 10th Feb 20144 answers, last by marval 22:40 Mon 10th Feb 2014
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janzman

Today I Dropped Into A Local Hostelry And......

...had great trouble getting to the bar, this was for two reasons...one I accept and one I have considerable trouble with...... Firstly.... a young mum and her pushchair and baby was right up against...
18:04 Mon 10th Feb 201464 answers, last by EcclesCake 00:09 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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mrs_overall

Just For Fun

Can you think of a book title and change it to bring it up to date? I will start the ball rolling with Tarzan of the Apps...
14:08 Mon 10th Feb 2014274 answers, last by dustypuss 15:22 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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Gromit

Neknominate

Are national newspapers being irresponsible by encouraging this dangerous craze. // A woman stripped down to her underwear in a supermarket before downing a can of beer for a NekNominate challenge....
13:50 Mon 10th Feb 201491 answers, last by emmie 16:21 Tue 11th Feb 2014
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TWR

You Are Not

Going to belive this!
08:48 Mon 10th Feb 201449 answers, last by cupid04 13:18 Mon 10th Feb 2014
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Spoonboy

My Type!!

Can anyone tell me what is the make of the vintage typewriter shown in the beginning of Murder She Wrote?
17:53 Sun 09th Feb 20148 answers, last by Spoonboy 19:00 Sun 09th Feb 2014
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Peaspeculiars

How Dairy!

I walked into a shop and the man at the till threw eggs, butter and a block of cheese at me! How Dairy! Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating...
16:43 Sun 09th Feb 201428 answers, last by tonyav 18:31 Sun 09th Feb 2014
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NoMercy

The Sunday Lunch / Dinner Thread

So what's on the menu then? I'm at parents' house (completely spur of the moment decision) and we have lamb leg steaks and belly pork with a vast array of veggies, etc. What's cooking at yours?...
13:53 Sun 09th Feb 201433 answers, last by Spoonboy 18:51 Sun 09th Feb 2014
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Prudie

Tripadvisor?

Do you post reviews on tripadvisor? I do and try to be honest and put good ones as well as bad but I find them fascinating reading. I was looking yesterday at some 5* resorts abroad (things like...
11:27 Sun 09th Feb 201415 answers, last by TWR 08:37 Mon 10th Feb 2014
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piggynose

Walking Boots Query...

how long does it take to break them in? I wore mine for the 3rd time yesterday while walking in the mountains, and yet again a blister on back of one of my feet, i say this, sods law comes to mind,...
11:39 Sun 09th Feb 201410 answers, last by sandyRoe 11:58 Sun 09th Feb 2014
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Sunday. Still blowing am 'ooligan. Some damage in the back garden. Quite how much I haven't seen yet. Ireland did the job right enough! :o} Have a happy day everyone....
05:45 Sun 09th Feb 2014112 answers, last by murraymints 09:57 Sun 09th Feb 2014

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