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The Greatest England Goal?

Hello! With the World Cup just a few days away, I thought I'd get the football juices flowing by asking what you think is the greatest England goal ever scored? The goal doesn't have to be rated on...

gregcropper

Where are England football shirts made?

So, it's World Cup time again. And The English FA (a profit-making Company) are trying to ramp up support for the over-paid primadonnas from the long-suffering working man and woman. All St George and...

bibblebub

Tipping the barber (not a euphemism)

I had my hair cut a couple of days ago, zero setting all over; it takes less than 2 minutes, with very little tidying up at the end, and costs £8. Usually I hand over a tenner and tell them to...

NoMercy

Write my shopping list...

Okay... my first trip to Waitrose in I don't know how long ! How fab to be able to buy all the things I've missed - though I doubt I'll manage to find any paella kits (sob!). So, whilst I take Alfie...

my4ds

private xrays

how do you go about getting one and how much do they cost? i banged my elbow in Jan and its still hurting me when i put presure on it in surtain positions.it send a pain down my arm and then my lower...

Ian1

Inventor of the chastity belt

It has been revealed that the inventor of the chastity belt was none other than Coronation Street Ken Barlow's uncle, Albert Tw@tlock.

lindylou16

My husband is like a cloud "Bless im"

Once he's gone out, you know it's going to be a nice day.

RATTER15

Is this really how it happened?

A must to see, really shows it for what it is :)

Stephen_G

Fabio Capello's OFFICIAL 23-man squad

for South Africa has been finalised http://news.bbc.co.uk..._cup_2010/8713742.stm Theo Walcott, Darren Bent, Tom Huddlestone, Michael Dawson, Leighton Baines, Scott Parker and Adam Johnson all miss...

penguiness

Poem about through a garden gate

wnet to a funeral and heard a lovely poem about being a garden gate in death? Possibly gaelic. Can u help? Be much appreciated

smeeagin

One you might have heard before.

A father was in a bar with his four-year-old son. To keep him amused he gave him three pennies to play with. After ordering a drink he turned round tosee his son choking & fighting for breath....

zabado

Flies.

The best way to keep flies out of your kitchen is to put a bucket of sh1t in your front room....

flitty

CRISPY COD BALLS

WHOOPS, SHOUYLD BE CRISPY COD, NOT SOD, BALLS

CaroGirl

What is happening?

I first encountered Answerbank when searching for an answer to a crossword clue, since then I have been more of a lurker than a contributor. I enjoy observing what goes on but feel reluctant, in the...

zzxxee

a-z of illnesses ailments and diseases

A........... athletes foot

tweaker

Sky diver

this is an oldie but.... 1st time sky diver - jumps out of the plane, he's heading towards earth, pulls his cord and it doesn't work. Hurling towards the ground in panic he see's a guy coming up...

keelson01

IS THERE A TIME LINE FOR SAYING "I LOVE YOU????"

My boyfriend and I have been together for a bit over a year now. We live together and I could not ask for a better man. He shows me love and affection always. He tells me I am beautiful every single...

Bobbisox

NoMercy and salla not around tonight?

Just learnt Corrie isn't on due to the factory having a massacre, so in respect of the victims of Cumbria it has been taken off, so I thought I would pop in for a bit ♥

zzxxee

do you believe in the death penelty?

and why?

alavahalf

Two eskimos...

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that ''you can't have your kayak and heat it.''...

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