A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company, telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future might be. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful...
Ok I have mega Vit C and Zinc, 1000mg Echinacea,500mg Vit b complex,1 a day Have been eating homemade chicken and potato soup,My fluid intake is good, Have been eating olive oil and just had 3 cloves...
'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for pensioners. I bent, twisted,...
Sadly, Frank passed away yesterday, but there is a facebook campaign to get his single to No1. A proceeds to a Cancer charity.
Little Frank is veruy upset....
We went of for a meal last night, as you may know, to which my mum had told me to pay. Because My nan and grandad were there aswell, my mum graciously ofered to split it half and half with me, so paid...
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One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to...
a friend here in spain had laser surgery recently. its left him with a side effect, he now cant cry, so he´s regularly putting drops into his eyes. maybe most laser treatments are ok, but there...
My cousin got glassed on Saturday night. He says he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time (debatable)
What gets into someone who puts a glass in someones face? The thought makes me sick.......
The former prime minister's wife, who sits as a judge as Cherie Booth QC, told Shamso Miah that she would suspend his prison sentence because he was a "religious man". Miah, a devout Muslim,...