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spinsters

two spinsters die and go to heaven. St Peter meets them and says, you have led a life free from sex, but I can let you return for 1 week as any one you want. The first says I'll go back as Christine...

Seafarer1966

Englishman, Arab and a Mexican

Englishman, Arab and a Mexican are drinking together in a bar. The Arab says...in my country we have so much sand to make we don't need to use glasses more than once....pulls out a gun and blows his...

tweenyb

favourite foods from the past

hiya i was talking to some firends about our favourite dishes as kids/teens and wondered what yours were? mine was my nans apple pie, partly as she was a great cook and partly because we used to pick...

eash

I really want...

to see Sex and the City 2 tonight but it's all sold out plus no one is available to go with me tonight. Oh well. Is anyone else as eager as me to want to see it??

olddutch

Alastair Campbell Mystery Revealed

Alastair Campbell twitters re his appearance on last nights Question Time “Question Time over. Mystery revealed as to why there was no minister. Govt said would not field if I was the Labour...

ludwig

mind your language

sorry, no question - I just thought this was funny. http://news.bbc.co.uk...ews/wales/7702913.stm...

imelda92

how do i put a picture on the answerbank page for my profile?

helppp..i dont know how to put a picture on this website?

fitforaking

A serious crush

I've had a serious crush on this guy for a while now... we speak every night... but tonight he's told me that nothing can happen between us and that we will never meet each other... Im gutted... Im a...

caslass

Just back from the supermarket.

I have done my weekly big shop and I was in the checkout queue. The man in front of me looked at my shopping and said "I am not bothered about meat or booze but I can't live without...

piggynose

Is it true you can download microsoft office 2010 beta for a free 60 day trial?

i tried, but seem to be having problems getting it started, finished the download ok, but going around in cicles trying to activate it

AB Editor

FIFA 2010 World Cup Poll - Where will you be?

With the World Cup just around the corner, millions of England fans will already be booking time off of work and arranging where they will be watching the tournament unfold.

Many will stay at home and watch the England games, but a large proportion of supporters will be hitting the bars and clubs of the UK to watch with a group of friends and enjoy a couple of beers at the same time.

ooh-la-la

most shallow reason to brake up with someone

i once didn't go on a third date with a guy as he took longer to park his car than my mum! how about you? and do you regret it now?

poodicat

Strange Things Kept In The Fridge?

My sister keeps her cats food in there yuk!

Bbbananas

The word / expression 'Retard' - offensive or not?

mollykins

a fruit you eat all of.

I need a fruit, other than raisins and sultanas (which i've thought of) and definatly not prunes or any other fruit with laxative properties please, that these rules can be applied to; 1) you must be...

sad old git

Neighbours

This may sound trivial but sometimes trivialities can start wars. In the next few weeks I will be having some work done at the front of my terraced house involving the digging out of the small frontal...

gina32

cheryl cole

do you think she is the most beautiful woman around as suggested by some newspapers?

mollz

wages held back

I have recently started work and my last two wages were paid by check.. My third wage is again by check however my employer will not release the check until I send my bank details to them. In the...

ladybird49

OMG They are treating this baby like a celebrity !

unbeleviable ! http://www.thesun.co....moking-toddler-Ardi-R...

MissCommando

F.A.O People who live abroad

Just wondering whether you bother to put sun lotion on everyday?

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