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piggynose
i´ve got it, but it doesnt seem to be much good,
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zzxxee
I have had an email from yogibear this morning saying he can no longer log on to answerbank, he admits that he has used other names but has been upfront and did them in fun... First of all ed has he...
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stowfelda
Could someone please get rid of this man??? I do not want to spend my breakfast time being exhorted (loudly) to "Welcome to Planet Earth"!!!!! etc. I want to listen to gentle humour, clever...
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willchr2004
Iv been in a relationship with my girlfriend for 6 months, and everything is great. Im currently away in south america and i occasionally talk to her about sex and get as i get a little horny from...
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Doodlernoodler
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog...
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daveu201
http://i43.tinypic.com/f1irfc.jpg...
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lotsafun
hiya, my 9 year old came home yesterday and told me he has got a ''girlfriend'' who is the same age and just so happens to be the daughter of a friend. Although this is all sweet and cute and we know...
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merciasounds
It can be ANYTHING you like, from anywhere, eg: a pastrami on rye from Toni's deli on 4th and Main in NY - or North Devon crab - even Marks and Spenser's Chicken Pie - just tell me!! (Please!)...
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funnygirl
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up.'...
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EDDIE51
A 'Guy' is in Hospital recovering from a sex change operation, he has been changed into a woman . His/her mates go to visit. 'How did it go?'' they ask. 'well' the patient replies,'It was really...
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peterparker
Does anyone actually know anyone who has won anything in previous years?
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docspock
is that wrong or simply naive ?
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sherrycay
ok i know it is imature, but i need some really good poop jokes. anyhting to do with poop, in any form, thanks in advance!
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docspock
In 3 days it will be wednesday. Wow factor or what ??????????????????
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sara3
okay, so in a moment of madness I said I'd bake cakes for the team at work. I so don't bake cakes! does anyone have any sure-fire, impressive recipes? I guess I need to make about 12 individual cakes....
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docspock
C.mon, worth at least 40 replies.
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Steve.5
Well IMAGINE Lennon getting the job. He Would only be on BORROWED TIME says JEALOUS GUY Mowbray, but one suspects he`s playing MIND GAMES. After all it was POWER TO THE PEOPLE, who did not STAND BY...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail....glands-drunkards.html There are some shady looking characters here, but at least the law knew how to deal with them. Would the police bother photographing modern day drunks,...
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shadow-of-the-su
Why would anyone, who doesn't need one, buy one?
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piggynose
i have it on dvd, after watching it about 3 times, i think its quite good. its not your typical holmes&watson . but quite enjoyable

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