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The Chase.... They Walk Among Us .... Part N ... Today's Gem....

Q: A Peking bird of which breed is used in a famous Chinese dish? A: Parrot Come on if that ain't funny you have no soul!
19:20 Sun 07th Jan 202414 answers, last by royfromaus 17:37 Tue 09th Jan 2024
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Canary42

Is It Time To Rename Answerbank ?

Based on a couple of recent threads, Speculatebank would be appropriate, abbreviated version Spatbank. ;-) :-) :-) ;-) :-) :-) ;-) :-) :-) ;-) :-) :-) ;-) :-) :-)...
13:41 Thu 07th Sep 202344 answers, last by Floko 08:16 Tue 12th Sep 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Man: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet Man: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush...
05:50 Tue 28th Mar 20237 answers, last by Patsy33 13:21 Tue 28th Mar 2023
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ToraToraTora

Happy St Andrews Day........

....to all my Scottish friends!
09:05 Wed 30th Nov 202210 answers, last by Arksided 14:05 Wed 30th Nov 2022
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Chipchopper

Moringa Tree

What proven medicinal properties does the moringa tree have ?
16:28 Sat 02nd Apr 20225 answers, last by piggynose 21:17 Sat 02nd Apr 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though....
07:17 Thu 17th Mar 202212 answers, last by vulcan42 11:17 Fri 18th Mar 2022
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Peter Pedant

A Faser Doesnt Leave A Hole Like That....

Result in The woman who tasered the fella - and then found she had shot him. has been found guilty of manslaughter what - - - do we think of that?...
20:13 Thu 23rd Dec 202118 answers, last by Peter Pedant 08:13 Sun 26th Dec 2021
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Spicerack

Police Rainbow Cars Are Back

I notice. There's lovely. https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/08/23/police-rainbow-hate-crime-cars-lgbt/...
08:16 Thu 26th Aug 202183 answers, last by sp1814 18:07 Fri 27th Aug 2021
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Patsy33

You Learn Something Everyday....

My partner asked if I'd seen the dog bowl. I said I didn't even know he played cricket......
09:59 Mon 19th Jul 20214 answers, last by Patsy33 15:52 Mon 19th Jul 2021
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Chipchopper

Shop!!

I went to the bakers shop to buy a loaf of bread, but couldn't see anyone around I shouted out "shop!! and after a while a guy came out from the back of the shop with brown hands. "Been making...
13:21 Thu 27th May 20213 answers, last by piggynose 06:54 Fri 28th May 2021
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sotelme

Isolation Period

Hi Ian going to Belgium to look after my grandchildren for 5 days. How do I get around the 10 days isolation. I can isolate the 5 days but can’t stay longer than 5...
19:37 Thu 06th May 20213 answers, last by Mamyalynne 18:52 Fri 07th May 2021
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Patsy33

Obsession

My partner left me because of my obsession with cars My fault. I drove her away.....
19:42 Wed 08th Apr 20208 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:12 Fri 10th Apr 2020
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Spicerack

I Did Not Get A Wink Of Sleep Last Night...

Hic! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-49590513...
12:24 Thu 05th Sep 201913 answers, last by spathiphyllum 13:33 Thu 05th Sep 2019
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roopower

John Hurt,

Don't think this has been posted yet, apologies if it has. Sad to say John Hurt has died aged 77. Another great actor gone....
10:10 Sat 28th Jan 20172 answers, last by Lie-in King 10:43 Sat 28th Jan 2017
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Patsy33

A Break In.

Two Chinese men break into a distillery...One turns to the other and says, "Is it whiskey?" He says."Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank."....
20:32 Mon 08th Aug 201611 answers, last by waterboatman 04:51 Wed 10th Aug 2016
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Dizmo

Before I Go To Sleep

I've just watched this film after a recommendation from my sister in law. I have to say although I don't usually watch films that, in my opinion, seem 'ground hog day'ish' but I have to admit I did...
01:02 Fri 16th Jan 20157 answers, last by Dizmo 11:13 Thu 05th Feb 2015
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sandyRoe

Umbrella Repairs...

My brolly blew inside out last night and in an attempt to get it back into shape I've damaged a couple of the spokes. I'm reluctant to throw it out so is there anywhere that still repairs them?...
11:55 Mon 30th Dec 201310 answers, last by Postdog 14:05 Mon 30th Dec 2013
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slinky.kate

Name One Song That Gets On Your Nerves

mine is wonderwall-oasis,always hated it.
15:56 Sun 29th Dec 201347 answers, last by Zacs-Master 11:50 Mon 30th Dec 2013
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SlackAlice

Nurses Don't Laugh

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to...
15:20 Thu 19th Dec 20136 answers, last by anneasquith 23:37 Thu 19th Dec 2013
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EdmundD

Easyjet Speedy Board

Has anyone paid for Easyjet Speedy Board only to find it doesn't exist as you understand it? Last week my wife and I were flying back from Budapest and at the gate there was a call for Speedy Board...
15:21 Thu 23rd May 20139 answers, last by jno 12:08 Thu 30th May 2013

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