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Clock This

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood at the pearly gates he saw a huge wall of clocks behind them. He asked “What are all these clocks?” St Peter replied “These are lie-clocks. Everyone on...

Buenchico

Two Reasons For Me To Celebrate:

First, I've finally remembered the password to my Government Gateway account, which enabled me to get hold of the username to go with it. I've therefore been able to submit my tax return with just one...

Caribeing

Who Would You Sleep Out To See

Who would you are have you ever slept out for tickets to see in concert! Garth Brooks soon in Dublin people have been out all night for tickets!

Connemmara

Opinion Please Again

Left wedding card (through the door - no answer to my wrapping) with money of course in it for my friend's son and future daughter in law. Now my friend is very sick fighting cancer so I am leaving...

Connemmara

Opinion Again No 2

Have an outfit for the wedding (black and silver) but dreading putting on high heels - black. These heels go with the outfit. But do have another outfit - with another colour reddy with patent reddy...

andy-hughes

The Noble Art Of Attraction ...

There are a nbumber of famous women who are hailed for their 'beauty' or overall attraction, and I simply do not see it at all - Scarlett Johansen is one, so are - Angelina Jolie Gillian Anderson...

mrs.chappie

Where Should The Apostrophe Be?

Sorry for wrong category - don't know where this question should go. I have been asked to make a 'Good luck in your new home' card. Buyer has asked me to print: Good luck in your new home, the...

maggiebee

Taxi !!

Three very drunk guys entered a taxi after a night out. The taxi driver, realising how drunk they were started the engine then turned it off again and said ““OK we’re here guys” The first guy...

Jeza

What Do You Hate Paying For.......

With me it is carrier bags. I always take my own bags but today I forgot. I wouldn't complain if the bags were plain but I refuse to pay for a bag with the shop name all over it. So cutting off my...

birdie1971

Why Do So Few Christians Follow The Teachings Of Jesus?

In a rather belated response to a thread started by Goodlife, I would like to pose the question: * Why do so few Christians follow the actual teachings of Jesus? * You'd think they'd be falling over...

whatwhat

Head Ache- Tooth Ache

I have had a tooth ache for a long time now. I went to the dentist. She said she would X-ray it and call me if there was a problem. She didn't call back . It got worse, so I made sure I used tepe...

bryanstreek

Annoying

Two things, why is this stupid thing putting spaces in when I haven't typed them and s have to delete them? And why does half of the writing appear over the avatar so it is difficult to read?

sunny-dave

Ab Members Captured On Film ... ?

I think this photographer (David Stewart) has been taking photos of AB members - I leave you to decide who they are ... http://www.davidstewwwart.com/assets/other_stuff/img/37.jpg...

mikecork

Men Cryptic

Clue: old chap is an upright type (5) I have: --m-n I thought it might be roman!...

hops

The Answer To Poard

hi, the answer to POARD turned out to be Christmas eve, after eve pollard as HEATON21 had offered in a later response I do not think the quizmaster realised that POLLARD was the name of a tree when he...

Ric.ror

Celebrity Big Brother - Dappy

Is that a wig he has on?

saintpeter48

Self Assemble Returns To B&q, Help Please

I bought online 3 bedroom units from B&Q, after assembling one of the units, a wardrobe, I was not happy with the quality of the product, very cheap looking and the 2 drawers held together with only 4...