I was thinking ,lets do limeriks of other AB users.I have done this one: There was a nice lady called BOO' A perfect example to You, She is so nice to me, Because I am wonderful you see, Such a shame...
Made by morons about morons for morons and shoved down everybody else's throat. Even when it's over we have to put up with ugly fat ignorant pigs like Jade for years afterwards. The worst thing that...
Apparently Didier Drogba wants to leave english football, his reason for wanting to leave is because hes fed up with the criticism he has recieved. He said, he wants to move on and avoid all the...
what in your views "is the best feeling in the world" myn is realising i am still really in love with my bf after been together so long. (and of course feeling safe and loved by family and friends)
On the news last night, when they were talking about the split of the mcCartneys, they said that Paul is the 2nd richest musician in the world. What i can't work out is who is 1st. Does anyone know? I...
Was skippy a real animal ? yeah, i know he was an animal but was he really so light on his feet ? the little fella was probably more intelligent than most kids are in this blooming country of ours...
following on from sarah27's question regarding masturbation! have you ever been in mid flow of masturbation and wondered if you dead friends and relatives are watching?? i think it's called a seance...
My soon-to-be ex-husband only sees our 16-month-old daughter between the hours of 10 am and 7 pm on a Sunday. He refuses to look after her overnight at any time, so I never get a night off. Does this...
In Miami, a female psychic was jailed for four years, and ordered to repay $2.000.000, She'd convinced people that their money was possessed and needed exorcising. I think she should have been allowed...
can anyone help me my neighbours mother has just died and they live in a council owned property the problem is that the tenancy has already passed once from her father to her mother and she is worried...
Whats the best way to go about fixing relationship problems after a big fight? is it best to just do it, or wait a few days and arrange to go somewhere. It's pretty major and i feel like I'll only get...
please dont ban this question, This is mainly for the men, but why do you feel the urge to masurbate if you have a wife or girlfriend who you have sexual intercourse with. is it a hobby? or is it...
Can I just say, I have nothing to prove to Johnlambert or anybody else. He has for some reason tried to "trip me up" on many occasions and when it doesn't go his way he reports the thread before...