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Phoning Home

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost £300, she exclaimed: " I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a...
09:44 Mon 06th Sep 20215 answers, last by mallyh 15:59 Mon 06th Sep 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

Tonight's quiz starts at 7pm. Easy questions and only takes about 30 minutes, nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow this link to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
15:48 Sun 05th Sep 2021
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Three Women Reunion

Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown to attend their 45th reunion and have lunch together. Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they...
14:14 Sun 05th Sep 20212 answers, last by Canary42 18:03 Sun 05th Sep 2021
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Who's The Best?

Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best. "My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands." "My dad is so good that he can...
09:27 Sun 05th Sep 20211 answer, last by maggiebee 10:15 Sun 05th Sep 2021
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Divorce

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviewed some papers and then said, 'please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.' 'Because,' the man said, 'I live in a...
15:14 Sat 04th Sep 2021
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A Paper Bag

A paper bag goes to the doctor and complains of feeling really ill. The doctor does a lot of tests and tells the paper bag to come back next week for the results. The following week the paper bag is...
11:17 Fri 03rd Sep 202110 answers, last by CrisitanoRonaldo 12:23 Wed 14th Jun 2023
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Foreign Language Course

A few weeks ago I sent away for a CD of foreign languages. I decided to learn Chinese. What you do is you run the CD while asleep and it saves it to your memory. Now I can speak perfect Chinese, but...
19:06 Thu 02nd Sep 20212 answers, last by Spicerack 19:13 Thu 02nd Sep 2021
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Prostate Test

A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam, and asked the doctor how the procedure is performed. The doctor replied while putting on his glove and some K-Y jelly around his forefinger, "I...
18:51 Wed 01st Sep 2021
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Plastic Surgery

I lent my friend £5,000 to pay for plastic surgery. I can't get my money back because I don't know what he looks like....
17:41 Tue 31st Aug 2021
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The Court Witness

A prosecuting solicitor called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know...
17:20 Mon 30th Aug 20212 answers, last by Hopkirk 17:33 Mon 30th Aug 2021
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Ferrari

Three little lads were on their way home from school when one of them noticed a red Ferrari parked at the side of the road. He said: "When I'm older I'm going to get a great job and buy one of them."...
16:08 Mon 30th Aug 2021
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Putting Food On The Table

All through my childhood my parents struggled to put food on the table. Come to think of it, it might have been because they were dwarfs.
17:14 Sun 29th Aug 20213 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:52 Tue 31st Aug 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

The weekly quiz starts at 7pm. All easy questions and only takes about 30 minutes. Nothing to pay or download. Just follow the link below to join in the fun. https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:08 Sun 29th Aug 2021
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Romance Isn't Dead

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are...
08:55 Sun 29th Aug 20211 answer, last by Patsy33 11:54 Sun 29th Aug 2021
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Job Hunting

A man had been out of work for some time and was desperate to find a job. One day he came across a building site and thought he would try his luck there. "Any jobs here mate?" he asked one of the...
18:46 Sat 28th Aug 20211 answer, last by Ellen670 06:38 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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Bees

I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees. The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over. “You’ve given me one too many” I said. “The extra one one is a freebie”...
11:38 Sat 28th Aug 20214 answers, last by teacher1 11:45 Sat 28th Aug 2021
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Taking A Night Course

During work Mike and John are chatting... Mike: "I've been taking night courses for five months now, and I have an exam next week." John: "Oh!" Mike: "For example, do you know who Graham Bell is?"...
15:08 Thu 26th Aug 20211 answer, last by Spicerack 15:16 Thu 26th Aug 2021
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Scots Accent?

So I walked into a this bar and heard two girls speaking in what sounded like a lovely Scottish accent. I said: "So, are you two girls from Scotland?" One of them said: "Wales Idiot!" So I said: "Oh,...
08:45 Thu 26th Aug 20217 answers, last by Patsy33 09:41 Thu 26th Aug 2021
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Indian Chief

An Indian chief had two sons, Straight arrow and Falling rocks. The day came when he told them to go out into the world and make a name for themselves. After a while Straight arrow came back, but...
18:29 Wed 25th Aug 20215 answers, last by devayaani 08:17 Thu 26th Aug 2021
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Quickies

I was sitting in traffic the other day. Probably why I got run over. _______ Knock Knock.....Who's there? ....Granddad.....*** , stop the funeral! _______...
15:59 Wed 25th Aug 2021

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