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Adhd

Teacher: "Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?" Student: "Bambalakkadi Jimba." Teacher: "I don't understand anything you said." Student: "Same here."...
09:15 Wed 25th Aug 20211 answer, last by guzman0011 00:42 Sat 25th Sep 2021
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Relatives

My wife told me that I didn't love any of her relatives... I told her that is not true. I said, "I love your mother-in-law and father-in-law much more than I love mine."...
19:47 Tue 24th Aug 20211 answer, last by DTCwordfan 20:00 Tue 24th Aug 2021
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Unmarried

Twenty year old Maiden: "Yes, I've been asked many times to get married." Friend: "Really, who's asked you?" Young woman: "My mother and father."...
15:14 Tue 24th Aug 2021
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Lock Downs

Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during all these quarantine lock downs like mine have? I planted myself on the sofa at the start of last April and I’ve grown bigger ever since....
17:21 Mon 23rd Aug 20218 answers, last by Tilly2 18:51 Mon 23rd Aug 2021
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50Th Anniversary

Every Wednesday night at Chester's Catholic Church is a marriage seminar for husbands. One night Father Gill asked Sid to share his secrets for staying happily married for almost 50 years. Sid...
11:40 Mon 23rd Aug 20211 answer, last by maggiebee 11:50 Mon 23rd Aug 2021
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Sunday Evening Quiz

The link for tonight's quiz starting at 7pm https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:19 Sun 22nd Aug 2021
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Getting Married

My childhood crush and I are finally getting married this year! Me in September, and her in November....
13:10 Sun 22nd Aug 2021
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Shipwrecked

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him. When the boat grounded on the...
13:06 Sun 22nd Aug 2021
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Dizzy

"You see, doctor, I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Carla. “Well, try getting up half an hour later,” said the doctor....
08:39 Sun 22nd Aug 20211 answer, last by Canary42 16:22 Sun 22nd Aug 2021
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Never Take Kids To Work With You.

An 8 year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take your kid to work Day'. As they walked round the office she started crying and getting cranky. Her father asked what was wrong. As the...
12:25 Sat 21st Aug 20212 answers, last by -SharonA- 20:30 Sat 21st Aug 2021
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The Wife's Tights

Two guys were out walking home from work one afternoon. "Man," the first guy said, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip my wife's panties off!" "What's the rush?" his buddy asked. "The damn elastic...
11:48 Sat 21st Aug 202115 answers, last by bobbinwales 18:20 Sat 21st Aug 2021
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The Bull

Fellow walks into a pub and sees a bulls head hanging on the wall. He says to the landlord , "What's the story behind that?". Landlord replies , " It killed my dad" "Oh was he a bullfighter?" "No he...
11:20 Fri 20th Aug 2021
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Asylum

Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another patient asked, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "Because God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room...
11:19 Fri 20th Aug 20213 answers, last by DTCwordfan 13:34 Fri 20th Aug 2021
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Teachers Pet

My teenage son asked me if I ever fell in love with a school teacher. "In fact, I did. She was gorgeous! I couldn't take my eyes off of her... I dreamt of a life together with her day and night."...
14:25 Thu 19th Aug 20211 answer, last by DTCwordfan 14:39 Thu 19th Aug 2021
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Lost And Found

Suzie: "Mum, I’m doing Geography homework. Where are the Andes?" Mother (not listening closely): "How should I know? If you’d put your things away where they belong, you’d be able to find them when...
13:54 Thu 19th Aug 20212 answers, last by Barsel 13:58 Thu 19th Aug 2021
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Successful Operation

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a...
11:02 Thu 19th Aug 2021
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An Empty Envelope

Me to the postman: "This empty envelope must be from my sister Charlotte." Postman: "Now why would she send you an empty envelope through the post?" Me: "We had an argument, and she's not talking to...
15:43 Wed 18th Aug 20212 answers, last by AZardoz 23:55 Wed 18th Aug 2021
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Interview

Interviewer: "You're asking for a pretty high salary for someone without any experience." Interviewee: "Well, what do you expect...this job is going to be super hard since I don't know what I'm...
11:47 Wed 18th Aug 2021
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To Divorce Or Not

A woman went to a solicitor to discuss divorcing her husband. "Don't you get on any more?" "Oh, I still love him," she replied, "but all he ever wants is make love, I can't take it anymore." "Instead...
18:16 Tue 17th Aug 20213 answers, last by zebo 18:44 Tue 17th Aug 2021
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Job Application

Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times...
15:20 Tue 17th Aug 2021

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