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Seance

I arrived home late last evening after the first of the xmas sojurns- a group of people that I hardly knew. I felt a bit lonesome and after watching one of those spiritual shows on satelitte I decided...
10:55 Thu 23rd Jun 20222 answers, last by Ken4155 12:55 Thu 23rd Jun 2022
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Petrol Price

Top 5 Signs that petrol has gotten way too expensive: 1. A filling station is offering a free car with every fill up! 2. Any purchase over a gallon requires a credit check. 3. Price is now in gold...
15:43 Wed 22nd Jun 20222 answers, last by murraymints 17:56 Fri 24th Jun 2022
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Church Notice

Found on the Noticeboard There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the Parish Church. If it rains in the afternoon the procession will take place in the morning....
13:06 Wed 22nd Jun 2022
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Church Organist

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the vicar came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting...
16:57 Tue 21st Jun 20221 answer, last by zebo 20:46 Tue 21st Jun 2022
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Commentator Bloopers

Commentator bloopers: Rugby Commentator: "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." Motor Racing commentator: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it...
13:11 Mon 20th Jun 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Here's the link for tonight's Fun Quiz. Starts at 7pm (British time) https://stin.to/f0blx#...
17:30 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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Two Boys

Two small boys, one catholic and one protestant get lost in the woods. Darkness comes down and they near a monastery. Upon entering they are asked their faith, telling the head monk their religions....
15:19 Sun 19th Jun 20221 answer, last by ynnafymmi 15:30 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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The Queen

The Queen is visiting a psychiatric hospital when she comments on the remarkable work done in the grounds and asks " Who is Responsible for the remarkable work walling archways flowerbeds etc" The...
08:07 Sun 19th Jun 20221 answer, last by mallyh 08:11 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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Looking For Neal

A chap from Limerick is about to visit London for the first time. When one of his elderly neighbours, Mrs Dunn, hears of this she asks him, "Sure, would you mind calling in to see my son when you're...
11:51 Sat 18th Jun 20224 answers, last by emmie 05:27 Sun 19th Jun 2022
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Letters To The Council

Letters to the borough council: I wish to complain that my Father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage The lavatory is blocked, This is caused by the boys...
14:25 Fri 17th Jun 20222 answers, last by maggiebee 16:26 Fri 17th Jun 2022
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Flight To Manchester

On a flight to Alicante to Manchester the captain accidentally leaves the passenger intercom on and says to his co-pilot "When we land I am going to have a couple of beers and then I am going to screw...
15:55 Thu 16th Jun 20222 answers, last by Canary42 16:04 Thu 16th Jun 2022
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Meeting Jesus

An old man goes to Heaven and sitting at the reception desk is Jesus, who calls the man forward and says, "Old man, welcome to Heaven. I have to take some details - could you please tell me your...
18:47 Wed 15th Jun 20221 answer, last by Sipowicz 18:51 Wed 15th Jun 2022
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The Buggy Rider

A woman was driving her buggy to town when a patrol officer stopped her. "I'm not going to book you," he said, "but I just wanted to warn you that your rear reflector is broken and it could be...
16:17 Tue 14th Jun 2022
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The Horse

Chap driving down a country lane late at night when the engine dies. So he gets out and does what everyone does - opens the bonnet and peers inside it. Then he hears a voice say "it's your...
12:38 Tue 14th Jun 2022
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Magistrates

Two magistrates were stopped and arrested for cycling home from the pub while drunk. They decided to hear each other's cases, so as to keep the penalties to the minimum. The first magistrate heard the...
18:45 Mon 13th Jun 2022
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Sheep Fries

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn't speak...
12:02 Mon 13th Jun 2022
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Sunday Evening Fun Quiz

Tonight's quiz of the week starts at 7pm (British time) It only takes about 30 minutes and there's nothing to pay and nothing to download. Just follow the link below to join in the fun....
16:51 Sun 12th Jun 2022
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Psychiatrist

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very...
14:38 Sun 12th Jun 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 14:39 Sun 12th Jun 2022
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Two Of Them

A man is mending a puncture on his car watched by a neighbours' young lad. "What's that?" the lad says " A screwdriver" says the man "I use it to remove the hubcap." "My dads got two of them" says the...
10:45 Sun 12th Jun 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 14:38 Sun 12th Jun 2022
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I Was Robbed

First off, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern. I'm ok, just a little shaken up after my ordeal at Tesco but I'll be ok. For those of you who don't know what happened, | was robbed yesterday morning...
18:42 Sat 11th Jun 20224 answers, last by Spicerack 10:21 Sun 12th Jun 2022

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