A guy goes in a cafe, looks at the menu and orders Pi$$oles and Chips. The girl says, I beg your pardon! The guy says, look, it says it there, Pi$$oles and Chips. Ah, no, says the girl. That should be...
It's good to see that the police have detained people in the wake of the terrorist incidents in London and Glasgow. Naturally the papers have been full of reports about people's safety in Britain. Do...
Following on from Robyrose's q, can anybody find a picture of that character from Shameless that looks like a Bo Selecta character? I was trying to find a pic last week to enlighten somebody in my...
What little things today have made your day good? I listened to "I can't decide" by the Scissor Sisters on the way to work and sung my heart out so that made me feel great! Also, it's a lady's...
I am all in favour of the smoking ban but have noticed that some office staff are having a minimum of 5 cigarettes a day during office hours. At 5 minutes per time these people are visrtually having...
There is a girl that lives up the street, shes really nice and I try not to get too involved with my neighbours but our children are similar ages asnd she is super strapped for cash, so I sometimes...
I am now on the Social Committee at work. 6 members and 5 decided they were too busy to deal with it this year as their job roles have shifted a bit so 5 new members were appointed... Apparently I was...
Last night me and my mates went out on the town... well me and my friend and her sister in law. We were drinking wine at my friends first and started chatting about how none of us had ever been in a...
I'm just about to start 25 days in a row at work (overtime for hols included!!) So this weekend I thought id live it up and get wasted. Friday night I was at the pub and had a few, Saturday night I...
do any of you think you are good looking? Not attractive as I consider them to be different things. Who wakes up daily and doesn't grimace at their reflection? I think as you get older you probably...
It's that time of year again?Glastonbury is unveiling a vast array of bands representing the best of modern musical talent. But is it the best festival? Would you festival-goers out there rate it...
This is a very embarrassing question and I'm afraid to ask my doc. When I wear a thong, I get a horrible discharge on the gusset part and it is really stinky. It's like yellow custard and builds up...
Hello! I wonder if this is a common problem? For as long as I can remember I have had no or a very poor sex drive. Lately I have been thinking it may be because I am on the pill. It is not like I ever...
Well I was feeling quite cheerful after just having my hair cut and coloured and was walking through town when I walked past these 2 women. One of them said "her hair looks a right tw*t!" I thought is...
Why is it some people take heroin? Im not talking your average junkie who will shoot up in the gutter and lie there until they come round. Im talking the smart addicts. Well i say smart but theyre not...
Please can some help me out?? I get the most awful PMT - i turn into this crazy bitch (most of the time i'm just a bitch lol!!!) Its to the point i cry at EVERYTHING, strat agrguments basically out of...
New research has controversially announced that first born children are likely to have higher IQs than their siblings. The research looked at 250,000 male Norwegian conscripts. There have been many...
its a bit embarrassing but does anyone else get extremely sore?? I dont know why but recently its very painful all over (not particualy during intercourse...) We use KY etc but just say we have sex on...