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Retiring Marines

The Marine Corps found they had too many officers and senior enlisted men. It was decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer or senior enlisted man who volunteered for...
14:44 Wed 29th Jul 20155 answers, last by marval 18:11 Wed 29th Jul 2015
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Why Labour Are Losing The Plot In Scotland.....

Question: how can Scottish Labour expect us to take them seriously when they present a 19year old candidate to the local electorate???? Is it any wonder the SNP are about to remove them from the...
19:44 Tue 21st Apr 201514 answers, last by anneasquith 08:58 Wed 22nd Apr 2015
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Chuffed To Bits 2

My mate was a complete trainspotter but one day he fell off the platform in from of a Steam Locomotive..... he was chuffed to bits...... (yeah bad, I'll get me coat)
17:32 Sun 01st Feb 20157 answers, last by lady-janine 06:32 Mon 02nd Feb 2015
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Poor Tiger

Tiger shoots his worst ever round in a tournament.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/31069005 Should have left the poor sod to keep fooling around... might still be playing well, mind you when he...
12:47 Sat 31st Jan 20156 answers, last by Butterbun 15:03 Mon 02nd Feb 2015
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Abers In The Works Of Robert Burns 1759 - 1796

At Gness' suggestion..... no offence meant folks just a bit of fun.... two from a different thread to start with... to the regulars of the Religion and Spirituality Threads.... O ye wha are sae guid...
20:17 Tue 20th Jan 201549 answers, last by sandyRoe 17:35 Fri 23rd Jan 2015
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Issues With Gravatar

Morning Mr ed, Not sure whether you are aware but there appears to be issues getting into Gravatar, it's unable to find users details???...
08:25 Tue 13th Jan 20155 answers, last by Slapshot 09:48 Tue 13th Jan 2015
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Win For Cyclists Everywhere.....

cretins like this deserve all they get!! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-30700872 chalk one up for the two wheeled brigade......
19:48 Tue 06th Jan 201542 answers, last by divebuddy 10:49 Wed 07th Jan 2015
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Kenny The Rooster

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to Kenny the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' Kenny the old...
20:18 Fri 02nd Jan 20152 answers, last by janbee 06:57 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Postman Pat

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by...
20:08 Fri 02nd Jan 20156 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 06:31 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Party

Went to a to muslim New Year party. Musical chairs was a bit slow but **** me, pass the parcel was *** quick.
20:05 Fri 02nd Jan 20156 answers, last by janbee 06:58 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Age And Experience

An old, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The...
20:03 Fri 02nd Jan 20156 answers, last by janbee 08:03 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Racist Joke....

The angel Gabriel said to God What you working on today? God said I`m making a place called Scotland, It`s goin to have stunning mountains with fast flowing rivers full of beautifull brown trout, the...
19:56 Fri 02nd Jan 201510 answers, last by LochNessMonster 13:16 Tue 06th Jan 2015
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The Worst Joke In The World Ever

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the...
19:52 Fri 02nd Jan 201515 answers, last by janbee 07:23 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Two Cannibals Chatting...

just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender." The...
19:30 Fri 02nd Jan 20158 answers, last by janbee 06:59 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Family Tradition Dictates....

...That I don't do this till past midnight....... Happy New Year to all you wonderful Abers, wherever you are. Hope 2015 bring everything you could possibly wish for...
00:25 Thu 01st Jan 20158 answers, last by janbee 06:13 Thu 01st Jan 2015
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Follow On... Your Aber Party

Following on from Nailit's thread.... you are throwing a humungous dinner party to mark the New Year and your 15 guests must from the pages of the Answerbank..... of to compose me invites...;0)
21:28 Mon 29th Dec 201461 answers, last by DaisyNonna 00:28 Tue 30th Dec 2014
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James May's Toys

BRILLIANT..... just gets better and better, didn;t think the could top the Meccano bike round the IOM but that was awesome
23:35 Sat 27th Dec 20146 answers, last by ChillDoubt 10:09 Mon 29th Dec 2014
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St Minty Day

As we trundle through St Minty Days eve, I'd like to wish every one a very Happy St Minty's Day... Happy birthday for tomorrow flower and to every other Aber Merry Christmas
16:27 Wed 24th Dec 201413 answers, last by waterboatman 05:53 Thu 25th Dec 2014
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Sunday Time Prize.

5a Enlarged vessesls head for Venice when carrying grain 7 7d Iran cut out sharp personal item in broadcast warm up(7-6) Any help would be gratefully received Thanks...
16:43 Mon 22nd Dec 201411 answers, last by scorpiojo 17:01 Mon 22nd Dec 2014
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The All New Friday Debate Thread

Go on just a wee idea.... Todays debate topic: Nigel Farage, is he actually racist?? My opinion, I'm not certain he can be classed as a racist to be honest. If what he wants is to put Brits first, is...
09:49 Fri 12th Dec 201424 answers, last by ichkeria 13:50 Fri 12th Dec 2014

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