throws money at things like nothing on earth. Was over during the week when Window-cleaning man came to the door for payment, FIL gave me a tenner to pay the guy and was most annoyed with me when I...
Sorry guys. Am quite traditional, but I accept everyone I do. As they are whatever they are they are whatever WE are. But, Why is TV full of non heterosexuals. Mainly gay people these days. Is it only...
If you offer to man the ice cream and lolly stand at the village fete first check that you won't be between the burger and hotdog stand and the water filled balloon bombs and torpedoes stand..........
So Brice has turned out to be a first class hunter!! He has just brought in the third bird in as many hours!! So far I have managed to catch and release all three! if I put on a collar and bell will...
I thought she handed Aiden the pregnancy test in a box and it was positive? now she is saying to Lianne she is lying about it? not seen the 8.30 episode yet though
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-40443089 I know that we will get the normal "school rules" response here on AB, but I think it looks rather neat and tidy. Compare this with what I looked...
This all happened yesterday. It was late at night when I heard knocking at the door, I went to check it out, and I tried turning on the outside lights to see who it was but they wouldn't turn on, then...
Heard on the news that this poor little soul will have his life support turned off today - the "powers that be" have also said that the parents will not be allowed to take him home to die. How...
Minty is on the door ready to hand out appropriate t-shirts and hats. Gness is in the shed with her modified bar to offer guiness. Mazie is with her with beers and wine BM can't be seen but I hear the...
Last Saturday, a small argument between my wife and I led to a completely irrational incident - my wife pulled a cup of tea (with boiling water) to me which caused me burnt, I immediately reacted...
The Ministry of Energy and Minerals P.O.Box 2001 Dar es Salaam Tanzania. Complement of the day to you, I write to you and sorry if it comes to you as embarrassment but I beg you to treat it with...
Join a quiz team.....arrive early at the pub.......open a tab......order meals...a round of drinks......take part in the quiz which you don't win.....go home........and realise that none of us had...
He's on a works leaving do - have absolutely no time when he will stagger in through the door! Last time he forgot where he lived! Could be a long night!...
I know FAO's are frowned upon, but this has been bugging me for a couple of days and I saw Tilly was on a thread which I didn't want to side-track. Tills, did you ever find a man/company to refurbish...
Have got back from garage after seeing both rear tyres looking low and they found nails in not one but both rear tyres!
Coincidence ? ( or maybe I've really hacked someone off!!)...
Hello! ABSpareEditor here, soon to be the new AB Editor. Thank you for your warm welcome on the outgoing ed's thread - I didn't want to hijack his sendoff, so if you have any questions, requests,...
for tomorrow for Ed's leaving bash.
Can I suggest the following?
Minty provides the tea,
DT, the cake,
Fluffpot - sausages
I'll do the coffee
All volunteers gratefully welcomed...
