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Almost dark:the sun's coming up (8,4)

joko

missing text messages - yet phone claims its full...?

i have a black curve 8520 most of my text messages have disappeared a few days ago.... and i have it set to never delete them... so no idea why or where however, just before just as a message arrived...

dmh9282

child concentration in school

My sons P1 teacher spoke to my wife after school today. She said that our son hasn't been concentrating in class and gets very distracted easily, she has to bring him into class early in the morning...

4getmenot

Classic!! Absolutely classic!

The other day I came home from work with a bad migraine and I had been sick. When I got home I text my bloke and said I had been sick, because me and him have been trying for baby, he said 'do you...

Eve

Swimming for the shortsighted

A bit random haha but I'm hoping to try and get myself some gentle exercise to help with arthritis/fibromyalgia and can't do a lot of the stuff I used to enjoy, step, dance etc... so figured swimming...

xstitcher

Has anybody except me read this book

"Address Unknown" by Kressmann Taylor.....as far as I can see it is an undiscovered gem and only takes about 1 to 2 hours to read.

Cmitchell

Simple song about fruit? Suggestions?

Can anyone think of a simple song about Fruit for a Year 1 (5 to 6 year olds) Assembly? All help much appreciated. Thanks in advance. Cmitchell...

sophie_1003

Bulbs 'Going' Simultaneously

We have two lights in our kitchen (controlled by same switch) and both have 'gone' this eveing; can't see anything wrong with fuse box; will check bulbs tomorrow but seems odd that both would go....

david_d11

Health and Safety

Hello I have currently been suspended with pay from work until a hearing about negligence of Health and Safety... I will briefly explain what happened and if anyone can advice me on where I stand i...

marval

Woman's excuse

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"...

Jemisa

Through the tunnel..

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps, were a French guy, an English bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts. The Train goes into a...

flipnflap

Fridge temperature

You know the temperature dial inside a fridge....mine is numbered 1 to 7 - which is coldest, 1 or 7?

trt

If you have 3/4 minutes spare, please...

watch this, its amazing and its very sensual without being rude! ...

murraymints

your first record ?

Remember the very first record (show my age ) you bought..mine was ..... Love grows where my Rosemary goes...Edison Lighthouse..bought it in woolies in Dalkeith for 7s 6d....

EvianBaby

Missed the boat

Well, more acurately I missed the start of my course. I thought it started yesterday but it started last week. It's only a five week course and I've already missed the first two so there's not much...

rockyracoon

Worst book you have read

Leading on from chaptazbru's thread about the best books you have read, what are the worst. Mine are The Time Travellers Wife by Audrey Niffenegger, what an absolute boring load of twaddle, this is...

lardhelmet

I just love this little bloke!

Or is it just me? http://beatbots.net/project/edfenergy/...

emmie

jokes

know any funny ones, or some that can be put on here without causing an uproar, i will kick it off what do you call a mushroom who buys all the drinks.. a fungi to be with.. off you go.....

smilingcrow

Hair cut

I went for a haircut today and the hair dresser started cutting the back and I said don't cut it square and he quickly said ok and carried on paying particular attn to the back. Then he never showed...