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Suetheramble
My daughter is doing work experience in a hairdresser. She is not getting paid for the 2 weeks she is there but is washing loads of peoples hair. She has recently found out that people have been...
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Sylar
go on leave
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fruitsalad
ringtone for my mobile but i can't decide what to have, whats yours?
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velvet lady
sorry for being foul this week, spotty has had a go at me, so will turn over a new shiny leaf from now. had a day from hell last nite, but keep going back for more as i know i`m helping people live a...
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4getmenot
When I was younger I had a really big crush on this boy in highschool, I'm sure you all know the hottest boy in the year that all the girls swoon over. I used to write in my diary everyday about him...
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JENDELVES
does bloomingdales sell a little brown purse
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l66ele
Is it just me,or does anyone else sit and squirm, cringe and grit their teeth when watching X Factor? Have they gone too far now with all the tears and the play on sympathy? Has there been a...
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Doc Spock
I am confused. A girl goes on a date wearing perfume. A man goes out on the pull wearing aftershave carrying a packet of three. What does a gay man do. Empty bowels in case he pulls. Just curious.
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dilligaf
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette one day, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never...
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dilligaf
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she...
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jonnoman
NOT Madeline McCann... (not mine)
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jimmy rimmer
......for having underage sex with a rabbit. Apprently he was holding back the ears and the bunny was too tight to mention!
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Bert
...with a Cadbury's Flake in each ear and tells him she cannot hear anything. The doctor diagnoses "Deaf by Chocolate"
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lankeela
A doctor is doing his hospital rounds accompanied by a local lady dignitary who has made a donation to funds. In the first room there is a man having a w*nk - the lady dignitary is disgusted and asks...
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wendilla
There is the biggest spider just run under my tv .can someone come and get it please before I freak out if it coms out again.
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Doc Spock
What is up with you lot.
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dannyday5821
imagine youve died. you get to heaven. you meet god. (okay i know this is based on a particular religion, but its only for the sake of the question!) god tells you..." i can give you a map. a map of...
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Doc Spock
if the members of the circus jury on Diana's death had a fatal accident during the reconstruction.
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Aquagility
Well! I stagger down from my death bed to see how you are all getting on - and just look what you've been getting up to! It's so sad because there's no need for all this. ASKERS Don't ask questions...

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