Hardly any sleep with terrible cramp in both legs. Have taken a paracetemol but it hasn't worked. What causes it? Is it because I wolfed down a load of Thornton's chocolate ginger last night? Is this...
BEARD FACTS 1. Stroking of beard increases concentration and cognitive ability. 2. Filters the air of toxic pollution and stray food. 3. Natural bear repellent when camping or wandering in the forest....
Idly wondering because I can't sleep. I wonder what the scientists and inventors will come up with next. I have everything I can think of that I need or want - washing machine, hair dryer, mixer,...
A Cornishman and his ever nagging wife were on holidays in Jerusalem when his wife suddenly died. The undertaker tells him "Sir it will cost you £5000 to fly her body home or £50 to bury her here."...
Paddy says to Murphy.... "My mate came off his motorbike today....". "Oh really" Murphy answers.... "Yes" Paddy replies.... "He has brain damage, two broken arms and is blind in one eye....". "Bloody...
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left...
I saw this today and thought it was very funny but you have to think about it as it is also very subtle (I think). Letter to the Times (1908) Dear Sir, Regarding your article "What's wrong with the...
I fancy doing some embroidery. When I was young you could buy cushion covers with patterns already on them for embroidery. Can you still buy this sort of thing and if so where can I buy them. I have...
I have a Gannex raincoat which I have probably had for about fifty years but never worn. So I recently decided I would wear it, (it looks quite good). it is raining here and I had to go to the dentist...
Well probably more than one - but this one in particular is bothering me. Here goes - my sister (aged 76) lived in Spain with her husband (aged 86) for the last 25 years or so. I have never been there...
and it is beating me. Linked with the word baby in some way. three words 5,4,11 - think the last word might be competition. and second word might be baby! clue - Contest for the best infant. Thanks...
If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food...
I saw an episode of this in which the main character G Callen was shot from a passing car. Does anyone know if he was actually killed. I couldn't believe it and thought he would be merely injured and...
Confucius Say. It's ok to let a fool kiss you, But don't let a kiss fool you. A kiss is just shopping upstairs For downstairs merchandise. It is better to lose a lover Than love a loser. Man with a...
1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 4. I WENT TO A...
I live in a bungalow. The window in my bedroom is one which does not open. If there was a fire while I was in bed I would be trapped as there is no way out only the front door which is down a corridor...
"Get this." said the Cornishman to his mate, "Last night while I was down the pub with you, a burglar broke into my house. "Did he get anything?" his mate asked. "Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked...
So a person dies who lives overseas and receives a retirement pension from this country and supposing the surviving partner does not inform the appropriate authority - will the pension still go on...