Yesterday I saw a spider crawling out of my toaster and was so horrified I threw it in the bin ( the toaster and he spider ) This made me think that this could be happening all the time. I never think...
Himself was very ill nearly 6 weeks ago (hospital job, major big operation, etc) and is making a 'remarkable recovery' (according to the GP). However, he is having massive mood swings - one day he...
I am going to plant a rambling rose in the front garden and train it along the front wall. It has thorns on it and what I want to know is, if someone decides to pick a rose or touch the rosebush and...
Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking. Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I...
I have skimmed off a fairly large area of lawn to make beds. The soil is, as you can imagine, very compacted and as its on a slope it's dry. The earth underneath, when exposed, becomes like...
It turns out she's Eastern European. Has she seen the "Go Home" posters and taken it literally? Was this 13 year old traumatised by the governments racist campaign. I hope all the bigots who organised...
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to his first year medical students. Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the...
I am going to log out soon but need to rant as I am in so much pain from top to toe. particularly my left hip - find bed rest helps so tried to stay in bed today as much as I could - condolences to...
Thanks for the answers everyone. Can anyone help with the following? 55.Right away cry over spilt milk 5 letters 58 Bird joins twist and rock together 9 letters 72 Andrew has no right after F.C. loses...
Was stuck on two of these but answer to one of them has already been answered. Can you help with this one please.
11 Almost murder square (no number of letters)...
Only 4 to go and not bad out of 100! I have racked my brains forever trying to solve them. 51. Second letter from Irish capital to let in November (6 letters) 55. Right away cry over spilt milk. (5...
My dog has this on her left elbow. http://www.flickr.com/photos/38603329@N07/sets/72157634785301805/ I have shown it to the vet before (about 6mths ago) and I said I’m a little concerned. He asked...
Tuesday was the birthday of my girlfriend, Fingers, whom I have known for the best part of 40 years - indeed we were engaged to be married back in 1974 only to have the relationship broken up by...
Who is approaching her 100th birthday. She lives alone but does have carers who come in every 4 hours through the day. She also has family who come every day. This lady knows no one. You tell her who...
On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival. When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, "Get weighed." So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses people's weight....