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Kids

A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother. "I didn't know you could make tea," said mum taking a sip. "Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup....
15:47 Fri 03rd May 20135 answers, last by magicmick 23:26 Sat 04th May 2013
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Jemisa

Smaller...

When design engineers get together they often talk about football. When Middle management meet, they talk about tennis. When top management meet they talk golf. Conclusion: The higher you climb in the...
13:40 Fri 03rd May 20133 answers, last by starone 22:54 Fri 03rd May 2013
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Jemisa

How Old?

One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age." The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try. "Pull down your...
11:39 Fri 03rd May 20133 answers, last by starone 22:52 Fri 03rd May 2013
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maggiebee

Advertising?

On Ken Bruce today: Man walks into advertising dept of his local paper and asks "How much is it to put an advert in the paper?" "£5 per inch" replies the assistant "Oh no, that's far too expensive, I...
09:30 Fri 03rd May 20135 answers, last by starone 22:50 Fri 03rd May 2013
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marval

No Rush

A married couple is out for their weekly round of golf, enjoying a great day and great play. But on the 9th green, something terrible happens. The wife screams in agony and collapses to the green. "Oh...
22:22 Thu 02nd May 20133 answers, last by frozengal 04:31 Fri 03rd May 2013
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Jemisa

Taxi Drivers...

A woman and her 10 year old son were riding in a taxi inLondon It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. "Mum " said the boy, "what are all these women doing? " "They're...
22:10 Thu 02nd May 201310 answers, last by hamzasheraz 16:35 Wed 26th Jun 2019
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Jemisa

Ben Dover...

A small white man walks into a lift and notices a huge black bloke standing next to him. The big black bloke looks down at the small white man and says, "Seven feet tall, 25 stone, 20-inch dick,...
14:17 Thu 02nd May 20138 answers, last by tonyav 17:11 Thu 02nd May 2013
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starone

More Than 4,000 Letters

Is it possible to put more than 4,000 letters in a question on Answerbank and if so how do you do it?
21:09 Wed 01st May 20139 answers, last by wildwood 00:30 Thu 02nd May 2013
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marval

Oops

A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asked the king. "Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day,...
20:00 Wed 01st May 20133 answers, last by marval 20:36 Wed 01st May 2013
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DTCwordfan

Following On From Jem's Golf Club Joke

At the end of the tax year, the Inland Revenue sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles....
17:51 Wed 01st May 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:46 Wed 01st May 2013
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Jemisa

Last Night...

My mate and I went to a dog rescue centre last night. or a singles bar as it is known round here......
15:30 Wed 01st May 20134 answers, last by MadMo 19:12 Wed 01st May 2013
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Jemisa

On The Train...

r Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone...
15:23 Wed 01st May 20135 answers, last by frozengal 06:06 Thu 02nd May 2013
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margaretrae

M.a.g.p.a.s Quiz.

Can anyone help me with 3 to finish this quiz please? 24 Facial expression seen folloing lift off. 46. Massive fight for this storage container. 89 Those final bubbles maybe. Two words needed with one...
19:02 Wed 01st May 20133 answers, last by margaretrae 19:21 Wed 01st May 2013
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hc4361

Benefit Fraudster Sentenced - Right Decision?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2317744/Benefits-fraudster-claimed-54-000-despite-having-112-000-bank-SPARED-prison.html I think it was the right decision. He has to pay all the money back,...
18:19 Wed 01st May 201317 answers, last by youngmafbog 07:59 Thu 02nd May 2013
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pusskin

Hardcore To Fill In A Pond

Any tips on where to go to order hardcore over the phone please?
15:48 Wed 01st May 201321 answers, last by pusskin 18:54 Wed 01st May 2013
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friedgreentomato

Fav Song?

My fav song is Gloria What's yours?...
13:33 Tue 30th Apr 201370 answers, last by Sparkles62 09:43 Wed 01st May 2013
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marval

Sex

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation,...
21:23 Tue 30th Apr 20136 answers, last by frozengal 06:06 Thu 02nd May 2013
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marval

Caught Out

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's fidelity."...
17:57 Tue 30th Apr 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:30 Tue 30th Apr 2013
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Found All The Cds With Tracks From Off Your Rockers

but still not the track with the zimmer and the few other songs from there any one help please i tried to put it on but cant get it to go on.
12:25 Mon 29th Apr 201320 answers, last by desktop 09:47 Tue 30th Apr 2013
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anotheoldgit

Queen Beatrix Of The Netherlands To Abdicate.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22348160...
07:29 Tue 30th Apr 201380 answers, last by andy-hughes 23:04 Wed 01st May 2013

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