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Caption Competition, September 27

good morning everyone, the picture for today is an interesting one, and hopefully your captions will be imaginative have fun, a good day, and i shall pick the winner this evening...

carrust

There's...

..a tranny on Only Connect, BBC4

DestressTermly

I Crossword 811

German who's base at heart. I have _T_O and so I presume the answer is Otto, as that's a German, but I cannot for the life of me see how the rest of the clue fits in. Any help appreciated....

sidkid

Bottle

of wine £7.95. Chinese takeaway £17.45. Petrol used to fetch takeaway £1.25. Arriving home and realising they've forgotten one of the boxes................riceless.....

Sparkles62

I 805

As per usual, stuck on the last one, 20d Northern Irish Politicians welcoming Antrim's latest tip (4) D?M? Is it tip as in dump, or tip as in dimp, I can understand the MP bit for politicians but...

excelsior-1

I Google................

........."Missing medieval servant" it came up with "Page not found"....

Zacs-Master

Mrs Zacs Gave Me £50

To go out and get something which makes her look sexySo I'm down the pub on my 8th pint....

excelsior-1

........ordered the heads of several of his counts chopped off because they refused to reveal where they had buried their treasures. As the axes began to fall, one count decided to change his mind,...

corylus

Mrs Overall

Where are you|?

marval

What A Hoot

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night, an owl called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth, with Tom even...

Jemisa

Sides...

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked...

craft1948

Raking Through My Shrubbery!

Today's excitement..............elderly couple in a Corsa pull up outside my house, and a white van pulls up behind them. Old chap gets out of Corsa and starts to take photos of the white van on his...

lizzyg12

Cryptic Quiz Song Titles

Sorry there was another one. I thought I had it but I had had misread the number of letters in my answer. 1. 24 hour dancing (4,6,3,5) Again many thanks for looking at my question....

LochNessMonster

Joke Time ?

A guy goes into a Boots to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the sales assistant? "I don't know." "Go and see my manager Sophie in aisle 4. He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and...

emmie

How Councils Waste Your Money

did anybody watch this programme last evening. i did and wasn't surprised in the least. I am pretty sure what the reporter discovered was only the tip of the iceberg. Do these people not consider when...

maggiebee

The Haircut

An oldie but a goodie! Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and...

maggiebee