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spudmuffa

Buttocks

I was recently shocked when a male friend of mine,who has been married for 12 years came to me with a problem. Recently,he has been aware of a growing desire to fondle his own buttocks. Sometimes four...
03:16 Thu 12th Apr 20076 answers, last by happy_face 10:36 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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spudmuffa

Breasts

I was quite puzzled when a rather embarrassed friend of mine confided in me. He claimed that eating Smarties made him grow women's tits. Constantly eating these sugar-coated sweets resulted in him...
02:48 Thu 12th Apr 200710 answers, last by stewey 03:50 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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grumpii

scrotum shaving

I have an awful time shaving my scrotum (ball bag) pubic bone area, no problem, groin, no problem, that stem that leads to your ass, no problem, how on earth do you safely shave a walnutty ball...
01:27 Thu 12th Apr 200733 answers, last by fiveaday 22:44 Mon 16th Apr 2007
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con-amca

answer removed

My profile tells me that one of my answers has been removed, but I've no idea which one, or why. How can I find out? Emails to the editor produce no response.
19:14 Wed 11th Apr 20073 answers, last by ummmm 02:12 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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oldfashioned

My absolute hero

Yes I know it's in wrong category but this is my absolute hero. Who is yours and why. I love his guitar style, he's my age btw.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmKMQI9mbZ8
21:48 Wed 11th Apr 200712 answers, last by effervescenc 11:36 Fri 13th Apr 2007
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sleepyj

can i come live with you?

can i move in with you ? im easy to please never moan only in bed . i cook clean shop . ..i dont mind a small room as long as i can bring my kids and dog lol only want to live with a rich man big...
22:28 Wed 11th Apr 200718 answers, last by grumpii 00:57 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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AniaSM

Bragging.

what have you got to unashamedly brag about? For example, the house I own in London is in an area that has gone crazy and Im feeling quite cocky about it... What gives you bragging rights?
22:14 Wed 11th Apr 200739 answers, last by grumpii 14:32 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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grumpii

Tent.

Why do I wake up every morning standing to attention? I have been told it is because you need the loo, why then is it, I take the tent pole down before I release my bladder?
23:02 Wed 11th Apr 200715 answers, last by Miss Random 02:53 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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redhead23

how are first time buyers meant to get the capital to buy?

it seems impossible to buy a new house if your a first time buyer , do you think there will ever be a chance that house prices come down ? or will they keep increasing , it will take years to save !!
19:39 Wed 11th Apr 200738 answers, last by Miss-taken 22:57 Wed 11th Apr 2007
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Miss Random

Is the grass greener in the other Field?

Why do we always assume everyone is having a better time than us, when our grass is green to most?
21:39 Wed 11th Apr 200710 answers, last by ReinaLuna 22:23 Fri 13th Apr 2007
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nat_84

My job...

My job was advertised yesterday (might have seen it it the Metro or Evening Standard!!) and the person is due to start a few weeks before i go on Maternity Leave.... However, what the flip will i say...
14:22 Wed 11th Apr 20079 answers, last by nat_84 17:08 Wed 11th Apr 2007
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Kelly Jo

Do you need to be christened to be Godparent?

My sister has been asked to be a Godparent to a friend's child, the only problem is she is not christened. Can she still be a Godparent?
12:54 Wed 11th Apr 200711 answers, last by pureocean113 23:48 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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Supernick

The WORST thing EVER

Something unbelievable had happened to me, and there is no-one I can tell. It might give some people a few cheap laughs though on a slow Wednesday. To give you a setting, I'm in a busy office at work....
12:48 Wed 11th Apr 200727 answers, last by knobbynonuts 19:34 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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crete

help required

ive just broken a nail, should i contact N H S 24 ?
18:34 Tue 10th Apr 200722 answers, last by knobbynonuts 19:40 Thu 12th Apr 2007
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Champagne

Kill me. Kill me now.

I went out to dinner with my ex-boyfriend last night and admitted that I'm still in love with him.... 4 MONTHS after we broke up! Do you think I should be put out of my misery? Shot like a lame horse?
12:16 Wed 11th Apr 200735 answers, last by Champagne 17:30 Tue 17th Apr 2007
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Blyss

my son just got a credit card

well hes 19 and totally useless , he lost his job last week due to stealing , he was on the fiddle and work for months and he was never caught ..but in the end ...like we told him ..he was and they...
12:03 Wed 11th Apr 200710 answers, last by Blyss 17:07 Wed 11th Apr 2007
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redhead23

whats scarier??????

a big tiger in your kitchen ------ or a big leopard in your bathroom ????? give reasons please x
00:30 Wed 11th Apr 200722 answers, last by stewey 03:51 Wed 11th Apr 2007
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redhead23

fullers pubs

i need to make a complaint about fullers pubs but cant get the head office when i google any other suggestions please peeps??
02:26 Wed 11th Apr 200712 answers, last by ummmm 02:46 Wed 11th Apr 2007
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Emz26

Thank you!

I just want to say thank you to all of you for making me laugh tonight. I have had a really rubbish evening/night at work, my boss is a 24 carat @rse, I feel rubbish and it's my birthday today (one...
02:30 Wed 11th Apr 200725 answers, last by Emz26 14:27 Wed 11th Apr 2007
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Gill 05

Who makes you drool?

Who makes you wet just thinking about them?
01:54 Wed 11th Apr 200719 answers, last by legend758duo 12:07 Wed 11th Apr 2007

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