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I Have Sex Daily......!

I have sex daily Sorry, I meant dyslexia....
22:44 Thu 12th Jul 20183 answers, last by marval 16:34 Fri 13th Jul 2018
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Thai Boy...

Just back from holiday in Thailand & came close to shagging a ladyboy! Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady. Was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car...
09:14 Wed 11th Jul 20186 answers, last by Voltage 14:55 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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Mrs Volty...

I took mrs volty to a disco the other night, and there was a man on the dance floor, moonwalking, break dancing, head spins, the works. Mrs volty turns to me and & sighs "You see that man? 25 years...
17:09 Tue 10th Jul 20183 answers, last by AZardoz 02:47 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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France V Belgium

Cant make my mind up could go either way this one ... So had 2 bets £5 France to win 2-1 @10/1 £5 Belgium to win 2-1 @11/1 Let's hope it a cracking game!...
15:45 Tue 10th Jul 20187 answers, last by Ken4155 20:15 Tue 10th Jul 2018
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There Was. ...

There was a young barmaid from Sale On her chest was the prices of ale And on her behind, for the sake of the blind Was the same information in braille...
15:13 Tue 10th Jul 20188 answers, last by AZardoz 02:56 Wed 11th Jul 2018
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Cnn News Flash!!!

CNN News Flash: A man in Florida shot off his own penis after tucking a handgun into his belt. He shouldn't have had it cocked.!!!...
09:40 Mon 09th Jul 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 09:58 Mon 09th Jul 2018
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Sunburnt!

Just got back from the doctors suffering with sunburn...the doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him "pasteurized?" he said.. "No, just up to your neck." He...
14:52 Sun 08th Jul 20188 answers, last by Voltage 15:44 Sun 08th Jul 2018
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My Brother!

My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him and sulked for bloody ages!! After that, we never played Monopoly again....
22:46 Sat 07th Jul 20183 answers, last by Voltage 09:59 Sun 08th Jul 2018
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Velcro Shoes!

I've just bought some new velcro shoes. Totally useless..... What a rip off!...
19:18 Sat 07th Jul 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 10:47 Sun 08th Jul 2018
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In Bed With The Neighbour!

My wife caught me in bed with the neighbour. "It's not as bad as it looks love, honest!" I said. "Oh yeah?" she shouted. "Just how much worse can it be?" "Erm. Your sister's hiding in the wardrobe and...
12:13 Sat 07th Jul 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 15:33 Sun 08th Jul 2018
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Neymar!

As Neymar went down like a sack of potatoes and rolled around in agony the referee immediately approached Eden Hazard the Belgium captain and showed him the yellow card. "For gods sake ref, " said...
08:10 Sat 07th Jul 20182 answers, last by Voltage 08:20 Sat 07th Jul 2018
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A Snail..!

A snail went to the police station to report that he had been mugged. He  said "I've been robbed by two tortoises" The desk officer said "can you describe the incident" The snail replied "No not...
18:24 Fri 06th Jul 201812 answers, last by weecalf 18:23 Sat 07th Jul 2018
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Dilemma ?

My son asked me what a dilemma was. "Imagine you're naked and in a big bed" I explained, "A beautiful woman on one side and a gay man on the other... Who you going to turn your back on?"...
08:36 Fri 06th Jul 20186 answers, last by tonyav 22:05 Fri 06th Jul 2018
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Answerbank!

I won't be on answerbank for a while, the Police are investigating me regarding the theft of an Inflatable Mattress....I've gotta lilo! ....
19:26 Thu 05th Jul 201816 answers, last by Shaglene 07:00 Fri 06th Jul 2018
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My Sister!

My sister has recently decided to pursue a career in the porn business. I called her last night to ask how her first day went. She said it was a lot to take in....
18:47 Thu 05th Jul 2018
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Selfie!

People who use selfie sticks really need to take a good, long look at themselves.
13:43 Thu 05th Jul 20184 answers, last by Voltage 13:52 Thu 05th Jul 2018
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A Mime Artist!

A mime artist broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested. Police say He still has the right to remain silent....
13:41 Wed 04th Jul 20182 answers, last by Shaglene 16:34 Wed 04th Jul 2018
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My Therapist!

My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I am wondering do I keep the letters?...
10:23 Wed 04th Jul 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 16:10 Wed 04th Jul 2018
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Ikea!

And in Local news tonight. .. there is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA. The police are having a hard time putting the pieces together....
22:51 Tue 03rd Jul 20187 answers, last by maggiebee 11:20 Wed 04th Jul 2018
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A Woman Is Suing A Hospital!

A woman is suing a hospital, stating that after a recent operation, her husband had lost interest in sex. In a statement from the hospital the surgeon said: "All we did was restore his eyesight."...
15:02 Tue 03rd Jul 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 11:09 Wed 04th Jul 2018

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