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Yachts

I've just started a yacht selling business in my attic. Sales are going through the roof!...

Recently..

Recently. I had bird flu. But it’s all relative isn’t it? If I had rabies and you offered me bird flu, I’d bite your hand off!”...

Voltage

Lost In Space

Just watched the 1st episode of the new "lost in space" 1st done in (6os n 70s) via Netflix thought it was excellent will definitely watch rest of series...

Togo

Started a new one after the spelling mistake in the header yesterday. Blank drawn yesterday so can only get better. Some good racing today, but a couple of large fields make it even harder to choose....

marval

I Did

I did a tandem sky dive yesterday. I was on the front seat doing the steering and pedalling. My friend on the back seat opened the parachute....

Giggsie

Malware Bytes

could someone please give me the link to download above. i get confused which one to use thanks

marval

Threatened

A man threatened to hunt me down and attack me with a pair of shock absorbers. He didn’t say when though. The suspension’s killing me....

mallyh

To Peel Or Not To Peel That Is The Question

do you peel mushrooms or not ?

Ken4155

Grand National 2018

A little heads up for all those who will be having a punt on today's big event. Both PaddyPower and Betfred are paying e.w. on SIX places to a 1/5 odds. There may well be others doing the same, but...

DTCwordfan

One Liner

I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.

DTCwordfan

Sweet Suicide

A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.

jubo22

Stinker

114a, book shaped box, soland?r. many thanks.

Shaglene

Transcontinental Train.................

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and...

dave50

Why Do So Many Women Get It Wrong When Dressing Up For The Races?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5611603/Aintree-racegoers-arrive-Ladies-Day.html Is it me or do British women not know how to dress classy? Shoot me down if necessary....

Patsy33

Old Boiler

My Husband told me I'm like an old boiler! I can tell you I am fuming!.....

Patsy33

Bingo!

How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO...

anotheoldgit

Should This Broadcast Be Banned?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5609325/BBC-urges-viewers-wait-hear-Enoch-Powell-programme-judging-it.html /// 'If a contemporary politician made such a speech they would almost certainly be...