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mallyh

My Hubby Update

we were told he had cancer in his good kidney and bladder but the junior doctor got it wrong, it's in his duff kidney ,the growth is mainly in the tube connecting kidney to his bladder so they are...
08:27 Fri 23rd Mar 201831 answers, last by gness 13:43 Fri 23rd Mar 2018
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alavahalf

Got A Bear On My Roof ..

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Removers.' He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over...
21:20 Thu 22nd Mar 20183 answers, last by DTCwordfan 23:01 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Voltage

Waterbed!

‘Got a water-bed to spice up our love life. Doesn't work, we've drifted further apart.’...
21:12 Thu 22nd Mar 20189 answers, last by marval 22:46 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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DTCwordfan

Funeral Preparations

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be...
20:44 Thu 22nd Mar 20187 answers, last by Voltage 20:58 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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marval

A Sign

I have just been to a restaurant and I saw a sign on the door saying, ‘Look out for our new menu’. I walked in and it hit me in the face. Some stupid fitness instructor has just told me I’m not...
19:57 Thu 22nd Mar 20182 answers, last by Voltage 20:03 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Patsy33

My Doctor Said..

My Doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. I've eaten half my kitchen!.......
19:32 Thu 22nd Mar 20185 answers, last by waterboatman 09:03 Fri 23rd Mar 2018
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Voltage

Vicar At The Hotel!

A vicar booked into an hotel for the night on his way back from a convention. After supper, he got talking to the woman behind the bar, called Maisie, and invited her up to his room when she’d...
18:55 Thu 22nd Mar 20187 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:47 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Voltage

Peeping Tom.

My grandfather was a peeping tom. He used to drill holes in the floor and spy on the people in the flat below. He died recently, but I like thinking about him up there somewhere, looking down on us....
13:31 Thu 22nd Mar 20184 answers, last by Voltage 15:23 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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anotheoldgit

Yet Another 'child' Refugee Misbehaves.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5530867/Afghan-murdered-EU-officials-daughter-jailed-life-Germany.html /// The anti-immigrant Alternative for Germany (AfD) party was to piggyback on the...
13:09 Thu 22nd Mar 201812 answers, last by fender62 23:11 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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legal girl

Hot At Night

My husband mentioned to me last night (as he often has before) how hot my body is at night. Not in that way lol! He said I'm like a radiator and sometimes he steers clear because I'm radiating so much...
11:23 Thu 22nd Mar 201819 answers, last by jennyjoan 18:17 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Patsy33

Would You?..

Would any of you use Finest Scottish mince meat that has yesterday's date on?? I want to make cottage pie. It looks and smells ok..
18:03 Wed 21st Mar 201864 answers, last by Garaman 15:36 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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anotheoldgit

Eight Gun And Knife Murders In A Week.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5526095/Man-stabbed-death-east-London-shopping-centre.html Should the government be more concerned over this than 2 attempted murders in Salisbury?...
10:37 Wed 21st Mar 201854 answers, last by -Talbot- 14:01 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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sweatslimbelt

It's True Eating After 8 P.m. Makes You Put On Pounds?

You need more calories when you're active and fewer when you're sedentary," explains Jackie Newgent, R.D., a New York City based nutrition consultant. So if you're eating the bulk of your calories...
12:02 Thu 22nd Mar 20185 answers, last by Captain2 12:07 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Patsy33

Geese Hunting

I went geese hunting the other day but once they started flying I knew the game was up.
11:43 Thu 22nd Mar 201811 answers, last by Gherkins 12:21 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Jahulaye

44 Yr Old Man With 17Yr Old Girl?

What are your views on this situation? http://metro.co.uk/2018/03/21/man-46-wife-19-pedo-written-van-7404390/...
20:11 Wed 21st Mar 201862 answers, last by Voltage 11:10 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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EDDIE51

Uk 'brexit Blue' Passports Will Be Made In The Eu>

How about this Brexiteers ? The new UK post Brexit Blue Passport will be made in the EU....
10:26 Thu 22nd Mar 201843 answers, last by cassa333 11:14 Fri 23rd Mar 2018
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sunny-dave

England N Z - First Test

Time for some proper cricket after the hit&giggle fest of the last couple of months - be a treat to be able to settle down and watch a match evolve over a decent period of time. England really should...
00:25 Thu 22nd Mar 201839 answers, last by sunny-dave 11:08 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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Patsy33

My Dancing

My Husband is annoyed because I've taken up dancing. He told me I was obsessed, dancing around the house all the time. He said that's all Ive got on my mind... I said. "There you go. Twisting it...
18:09 Wed 21st Mar 201839 answers, last by marval 00:08 Thu 22nd Mar 2018
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irismay

Toilet Tissues

Toilet tissues Does anyone know if it is still possible to buy those small square boxes of dry tissues once used as toilet roll? We have an old-fashioned holder in our bathroom and it would be handy...
22:10 Wed 21st Mar 201816 answers, last by DTCwordfan 23:31 Wed 21st Mar 2018
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pastafreak

What A Character!!

I'd love to meet this lady... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-43431176...
23:22 Wed 21st Mar 201877 answers, last by emmie 16:10 Fri 23rd Mar 2018

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