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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Tuesday. All calm and peaceful outside, no rain, no wind, nufink. Wonderful. Yesterday on the canal went well. I think the Heritage Lottery people were impressed by what we do,I was there for Cotswold...
06:00 Tue 06th Mar 201894 answers, last by murraymints 09:11 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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Palustris

Stopping Videos Loading And Playing

There are a lot of sites which now automatically upload and play videos. This uses up our limited Data provision. Anyone know of a way of stopping this happening. TIA...
22:05 Mon 05th Mar 20185 answers, last by Palustris 18:42 Wed 07th Mar 2018
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andy-hughes

Michael Barrymore

Just watched the 'When Awards Shows Go Wrong' and Barrymore was on - marching someone out of the auditorium, and trashing Jonathan Ross's autocue machine. I remember seeing him in a theatre way before...
21:11 Mon 05th Mar 201876 answers, last by andy-hughes 22:52 Thu 08th Mar 2018
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marval

I Have

I have been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up....
20:21 Mon 05th Mar 20188 answers, last by Shaglene 08:51 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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marval

Rip

The Arabian inventor of the bullet-proof vehicle died today. R.I.P. Ahmed Carr...
19:39 Mon 05th Mar 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 08:53 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Rental Car!

I just got knocked over by a rental car. ouch It really Hertz....
16:32 Mon 05th Mar 201815 answers, last by irena119 09:21 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

Not For The Young...........

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop-off. On your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping...
16:57 Mon 05th Mar 20186 answers, last by Patsy33 19:19 Mon 05th Mar 2018
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anthro-nerd

What Are The Names Of Your Pets?

Just for fun! My two dogs are called Willis and Honey...
15:22 Mon 05th Mar 201859 answers, last by Kidas 23:52 Tue 06th Mar 2018
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Voltage

B&q!

Just bought a low energy light bulb from B&Q. Assistant asked "Will you be putting this up yourself?" I said "No its going in the lounge"...
13:28 Mon 05th Mar 201813 answers, last by marval 19:14 Mon 05th Mar 2018
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spathiphyllum

Can We Please Get The Two Female Singers From The Nationwide Advert Off The Tv

They must be stuck in a contract because they make my skin crawl.
00:33 Sun 04th Mar 201841 answers, last by spathiphyllum 23:14 Mon 05th Mar 2018
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Monday. I've got to be out the door at eight, on the canal. It's a balmy 6.6°C outside this morning. I'll still need the warm clobber though. What time I'll be back home I have no idea. So I hope it...
05:21 Mon 05th Mar 201882 answers, last by murraymints 09:37 Mon 05th Mar 2018
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Patsy33

What Do You Get

What do you get when you mix a Granny Smith with a Welshman ? A Taffy Apple....
22:33 Sun 04th Mar 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 17:03 Mon 05th Mar 2018
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Voltage

Why Do Women ?

Why do women think its ok to leave their bedroom curtains open when they are getting undressed, then start screaming "You pervert!", because you looked. This happened to me last night, and I was that...
13:49 Sun 04th Mar 201814 answers, last by Quoi 19:16 Sun 04th Mar 2018
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maggiebee

Snow - Again

When will this ever stop? It's absolutely tipping it down here in Dundee at the moment. Much as I like looking out at a winter wonderland, after 6 days of constant snow even the kids are sick of it....
13:42 Sun 04th Mar 201822 answers, last by douglas9401 20:15 Sun 04th Mar 2018
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tiggerblue10

Anyone Still Affected By Snow/snowed In

There was still a covering when I looked out this morning bit its all disappeared now. Also, what happened to Storm Emma? Or did she not hit London and the South - I did get caught in a bit of a snow...
20:14 Sat 03rd Mar 201834 answers, last by Cloverjo 00:29 Sun 04th Mar 2018
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Patsy33

I'm Looking

I’m looking for some good fish jokes. - If you know any, let minnow.....
13:45 Sat 03rd Mar 201862 answers, last by Shaglene 11:10 Sun 04th Mar 2018
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ethandron

Food For Thought

Chicken breasts, cauli cheese, roasties, home made apple sauce, and a bit of gravy. A slice of malt loaf with butter for afters if we can manage it. And you?...
19:06 Sat 03rd Mar 201834 answers, last by pastafreak 22:30 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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Prudie

Who's Run Out Of Stuff?

Not been able to drive out since being sent home from work Thursday lunchtime and Friday is usually shopping day. We have 3 slices of bread, about a cup of milk and disastrously run out of tea. Cat...
20:18 Fri 02nd Mar 2018117 answers, last by Barmaid 15:56 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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geordiegirl1

Present For My Friend In Hospital

Any ideas for a small present to take for my friend in hospital. She is in for a while having a big op next week. This is her third time in a few months and she is very freighted and anxious. I know...
21:07 Fri 02nd Mar 201816 answers, last by roopower 11:41 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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dannyk13

On Tenterhooks

Just received notification that I have a win on the Postcode Lottery.They will phone me on 3rd March to inform me how much, but they did say it was a least £2.000. Can't wait....
15:59 Thu 22nd Feb 201839 answers, last by cashier 14:55 Sun 04th Mar 2018

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