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Voltage

Changing User Name

Because of site rules ED couldn't just change my name from berniecuddles to voltage which is fair enough so I had to start afresh. why can't my questions and answers and badges and best answers be...
13:57 Wed 17th Jan 201847 answers, last by vulcan42 10:45 Sat 20th Jan 2018
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pastafreak

"what We Know About Their Lives"

Regarding the shackled siblings...it doesn't bear thinking about. All I can think is "why?"...
12:27 Fri 19th Jan 2018185 answers, last by Spicerack 16:26 Sat 20th Jan 2018
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marval

Married Life

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll...
18:25 Fri 19th Jan 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 20:29 Fri 19th Jan 2018
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Voltage

Some Gambling Jokes!

Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. Did you hear that the Dalai Lama has a gambling addiction? He just loves Tibet. My gambling addiction cost me my...
11:11 Fri 19th Jan 201812 answers, last by kanseruden 17:28 Mon 27th Apr 2020
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waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Friday. Yesterday turned out out sunny, but chilly. Today looks much the same, although we are told to expect snow today. We shall see. I'm out to lunch today. We're going to The Anchor at Oldbury on...
05:28 Fri 19th Jan 201895 answers, last by murraymints 09:18 Fri 19th Jan 2018
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murraymints

Happy Birthday Nomercy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GRCMzXND4lo HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR FRIEND XXX.....
06:42 Fri 19th Jan 201843 answers, last by kvalidir 00:29 Sat 20th Jan 2018
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mikey4444

Peter Wyngarde Has Passed Away.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/peter-wyngarde-dead-90-jason-11870928 Department S was required viewing when I was younger...rip Peter !...
09:05 Thu 18th Jan 201847 answers, last by Bathsheba 23:32 Sat 20th Jan 2018
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Voltage

Having A Shave!

Shaving with a razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one.. But I don't have the balls to do that anymore....
21:37 Thu 18th Jan 20187 answers, last by Shaglene 09:49 Fri 19th Jan 2018
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Patsy33

Dwarf

My friend came home today and told me a dwarf had touched her breast. I think someone put him up to it....
21:19 Thu 18th Jan 20185 answers, last by Patsy33 22:08 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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Flossy3

Chelsea V Norwich - 17.01.18

I was watching the Chelsea v Norwich football match last night and when the players came out, (about 8pm) they played this funky piece of 'old time' music. Does anyone know what this is called please?...
18:07 Thu 18th Jan 20185 answers, last by Flossy3 17:40 Sun 21st Jan 2018
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Voltage

Getting Our 1St Dog?

Morning all right when we move later this year and have settled in we are going to get a rescue dog mrs v had dogs when she was younger I have never owned a dog... now I'm retired it is a good time to...
12:22 Thu 18th Jan 201827 answers, last by hereIam 15:54 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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4getmenot

Fancy Dress

Hey all you lovely lot. I’m baaaaaaack lol I’m aherm 40 this year and need your help with any ideas with fancy dress beginning with D. Bearing in mind it’s my party so I need something BIG...
12:33 Thu 18th Jan 201830 answers, last by cleodog 21:22 Fri 19th Jan 2018
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Voltage

Tomorrow!

Tomorrow there is a national orgasm convention in town. are you coming?...
21:14 Wed 17th Jan 201812 answers, last by Shaglene 16:27 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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EDDIE51

Trumps Brain Test

Can you do Trump's 'Brain Test'? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/01/17/donald-trump-scores-top-marks-cognitive-test-would-do/ I got 5/5...
21:00 Wed 17th Jan 201817 answers, last by wolf63 11:43 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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Voltage

My Mother In Law

My mother in law was stood in front of a mirror saying that she felt fat & ugly! The wife said "Please go pay her a compliment!" I said "Your eyesights good"...
19:23 Wed 17th Jan 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 16:29 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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Chipchopper

Electrical One Linner

Q, What do you call a resistor that can't afford to pay rent ?. A, ohm-less......
18:12 Wed 17th Jan 201820 answers, last by Toorak 16:40 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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kitten_uk2

How Do I Change My User Name?

How can I change my user name please
16:54 Wed 17th Jan 20186 answers, last by sandyrocky 19:00 Sat 10th Feb 2018
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Voltage

Flu!

I've had bad colds before but this flu I've got has knocked me for six! Only just managed to get up today it feels like my whole body has taken a beating ...had Flu jab 3 months ago it's not helping !...
11:09 Mon 15th Jan 201821 answers, last by Voltage 15:15 Wed 17th Jan 2018
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pastafreak

Where's Tilly?

I've just realised it's a while since she's been on. Is she on holiday?
22:48 Tue 16th Jan 201811 answers, last by melv16 23:40 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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Voltage

My Budgie!

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches. You should have seen his little face light up when he tried to walk....
08:32 Wed 17th Jan 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 12:26 Wed 17th Jan 2018

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