...was, apparantly, the intented victim of an assasination attempt. However when his Special Services armed guards told him to get down...he just started dancing.
I'd like to buy a stainless steel front spoiler guard for a 53reg CRV. Specialised dealers have them at excessively high prices so was looking for breakers yards etc. Thanks in advance
Pilot: Something loose in cockpit GC: Something tightened in cockpit P: Dead bugs on wind-shield GC: Live bugs on back order P: Unfamiliar noise from #2 engine GC: Engine run for four hours, noise now...
90 year old man sat on park bench can't take his eyes of the young man sat alonside with spikey multicoloured hair. "What's your problem old timer?" said the punk, "Didn't you ever do anything wild...
Does anyone know the little ditty which explains the two pronunciations of the word scone. Where one rhymes with gone and one rhymes with gnome. Thanks in advance.
Would anyone agree with me that both Ricky Gervaise and Steve Coogan are the least funny excuse for comedy actors that Britain has ever has the misfortune to present to the general public? Planting...
Told my wife I had some good news and some bad news. I said I'd found a present from last year I'd forgotten to give her. She said, "That's nice, what is it?" "That's the bad news", I said, "It's a...
Currently there are no direct non-stop flights to any part of Australia. Presumably this is becasuse of fuel shortfall. Will there ever be a time when flights will go without the stopover or would a...
The armed robber bent down to put the cash in his bag and hits his head on the counter partly removing his mask. Looking at the cashier he says, "You saw my face" and quickly lets fire one barrell. He...