i am wondering if anybody would by anychance know of a recipe for cream of tomato soup as similar as possible to the heinz tomato soup. I know you may think well you may aswell just go out and buy it,...
http://www.itv.com/news/index_7e88c8bdbefacef9 9608f81424f1263a.html so whats the general feeling on this one, she doesnt seem to be helping herself, comfort eats, snacks, loves take aways....
Has anyone just watch 'Recovery' with David Tennant, I have a past experience of brain damage in the family, this programme was really spot on and the problems in this drama do actually exist, has...
I recently found this website and think it's great - thankyou. It is so nice to ask a question and have everyday people try to help...sometimes professionals just blind you with science!.....It's...
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of what the afterlife was like. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife. After a long and happy life, the...
I have windows messenger but a friend would like to get it too. It was a long time ago when I set it up so I don't remember too much about it, but I seem to remember that there is some way for me to...
A man comes home from work and his wife is waving a piece of paper with "Lucy" written it. "What this" she says " I found it in your trouser pocket" The husband is flustered, "Its the name of horse,...
My grandson was 4 end of jan.For few months now all has been well with toilet .But a few times been caught just in the act of haveing a poo and when you say "what you doing "he says "nothing "We can't...
A member of the Democratic party, recently deceased, approached the Pearly Gates. After exchanging pleasantries with St. Peter, he is led into the receiving area and handed a clock which is not...
TO MUMMY AND DADDY Sometimes you get discouraged because I am very small, And always leave my fingerprints on furniture and walls But every day i'm growing I'll be grown up one day,And all those tiny...
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many children have you?" asks the council worker. "Ten" replies the Essex girl. "Ten,? What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne,...
Noticed a few times had difficulty getting locking petrol cap off but went to petrol station and it finally stuck just wouldn't budge.As I had half a tank I drove off and of course being a woman...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed,...
Can anyone help with long life batteries for the above camera. It is OK during the day, but when using the camera in the dark e.g. at concerts the batteries only last about 2 pictures and then die....
What's the difference between a muslim and E.T. E.T looked better 'smelt better ,learn't english didn't claim benifits had his own bike and wanted to go home.