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Bee Tee

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the club house for...
23:15 Sat 08th Sep 2007
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casiNO!

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I...
23:07 Sat 08th Sep 20071 answer, last by weeal 23:09 Sat 08th Sep 2007
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Got any Bread?

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got...
18:25 Sat 08th Sep 20073 answers, last by kyra16 02:46 Wed 12th Sep 2007
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One For Theland's crew

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling...
17:41 Sat 08th Sep 20073 answers, last by weeal 21:39 Tue 11th Sep 2007
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birds&Bees

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. Promise me you won't tell me."Confused, the father asked what...
17:35 Sat 08th Sep 20071 answer, last by Marvelman 21:02 Sun 09th Sep 2007
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I'm really sorry about this one.

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out - Fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of...
17:20 Sat 08th Sep 20072 answers, last by Marvelman 21:06 Sun 09th Sep 2007
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Oldie(s)

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went...
17:03 Sat 08th Sep 20072 answers, last by weeal 17:10 Sat 08th Sep 2007
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Careful What You Wish For

A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted...
16:59 Sat 08th Sep 20071 answer, last by weeal 17:01 Sat 08th Sep 2007
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Saved Sinner

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk...
16:56 Sat 08th Sep 20071 answer, last by wizard69 18:24 Sun 09th Sep 2007
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Grammar Rules

A girl from Texas and a girl from London were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?" The girl from London said: "From a place...
16:55 Sat 08th Sep 20071 answer, last by kyra16 02:53 Wed 12th Sep 2007
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Are you nervous yet?

And you thought the cold war was over.... http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1 280809,00.html
19:43 Thu 06th Sep 200713 answers, last by rojash 22:49 Fri 07th Sep 2007
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Scrubs

Just watched the Scrubs episode that mirrored the Wizard of Oz. I turned down the colour on my tv 3 times before I twigged that the mad technicolour was on purpose! Great episode too!
19:33 Thu 06th Sep 20074 answers, last by BzdNigz 22:47 Sun 09th Sep 2007
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Ex at funeral

Hi Guys My gran's funeral is tomorrow, and I just found out my ex will be attending. I haven't seen her in 12 years, but it was a bitter break up. My friends will be attending too, and when I...
18:45 Sun 02nd Sep 200720 answers, last by wolf63 21:25 Tue 04th Sep 2007
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Jewels & Stone

Has anyone got any biographical info on music producers Jewels & Stone?
22:07 Sat 01st Sep 2007
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What a Week!

Some of you will know I've had a rubbsh time lately health-wise. Unfortunately I've been lumbered with a lot of work as my colleagues are on hols, so i'm the only one holding the fort, so I haven't...
20:23 Fri 31st Aug 200716 answers, last by weeal 18:11 Sat 01st Sep 2007
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Jewels And Stone

Does anyone have a photo of record producers/mixers Jewels & Stone? In particular Barry Stone?
22:18 Wed 29th Aug 20078 answers, last by Whickerman 20:35 Tue 04th Sep 2007
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Free speech or what

There's a website for Goth kids called the Old Curiosity Shop. Some of the pages are moderated by a dutch man called Raza. Have a look and see his responses to this - and then have a think about free...
20:31 Tue 28th Aug 200715 answers, last by weeal 18:11 Wed 29th Aug 2007
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Test the Nation

Anyone else taking part in this evening's Test The Nation? Starting soon... http://www.bbc.co.uk/testthenation/
18:31 Mon 27th Aug 20071 answer, last by bensmum 19:18 Mon 27th Aug 2007
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Just feeling sorry for m'self...

Hi All. Was at the doc today as I've had a lot of pain lately. Turns out a tooth that is missing a filling has infected my jaw, cheekbone and the right hand side of my face. I asked him if that could...
18:18 Mon 27th Aug 200723 answers, last by Whickerman 20:43 Tue 04th Sep 2007
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Another Dr Who nerdy one

Maybe this should be in science...? The Doctor regularly mentions that he's the last Timelord, the others having died in the war with the Daleks. BUT - if they were all capable of timetravel, surely...
18:09 Mon 27th Aug 20079 answers, last by tonymclark 10:24 Tue 28th Aug 2007

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