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An old man

was sitting in a foodcourt, staring at a young man who had his hair all spiked up and coloured blue, yellow, orange and red. Every time the young man turned around, the old man was staring at him....
22:54 Wed 14th Nov 20072 answers, last by Bert 16:35 Sun 18th Nov 2007
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A guy walks into the psychiatrist office

wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"...
09:35 Thu 08th Nov 20073 answers, last by brionon 13:31 Thu 08th Nov 2007
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This is a rare joke about Blondes

Two blondes walk into a building........................ you'd think at least one of them would have seen it!
08:31 Fri 26th Oct 2007
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The jigsaw puzzle

This is quite an unusual joke....... it is about a Blonde! A Man was out fishing and decided to call his blond girlfriend because she never once complained aboutleaving her alone for the weekend. She...
23:13 Sun 14th Oct 20073 answers, last by Avatar 12:14 Mon 15th Oct 2007
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Ees

Not very important but I just like to know how one should write the plural for the letter E as in 'cheap does not have two E's.
05:56 Wed 10th Oct 20072 answers, last by wildwood 00:33 Thu 11th Oct 2007
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Carbon credits

I've been reading up on carbon credits lately and am starting to wonder whether they are such a good idea. Business A sells credits to buss.B so that buss.B can pollute more than they are allocated...
22:46 Wed 13th Jun 20072 answers, last by WendyS 16:41 Mon 23rd Jul 2007
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maternal instinct.

The danger of leaving your dog to attend when the goose eggs are hatching is stranger than you think. Sorry, not a question, just a cutie to lift your spirits. Look here
23:22 Sun 03rd Jun 20077 answers, last by pastafreak 00:00 Tue 05th Jun 2007
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Multiple births.

With multiple births by most mammals, does each fraternal young have its own placenta or do they all share the one?
00:49 Fri 27th Apr 20071 answer, last by lankeela 17:56 Fri 27th Apr 2007
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monitor format

Is there a reason why the techos developed the 19"LCD monitor to display at 1280X1024 resolution, instead of sticking to the usual 4X3 format such as 1280X960 ? ? ? My old and trusted games have oval...
20:24 Tue 06th Mar 20071 answer, last by Llamatron 20:30 Tue 06th Mar 2007
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Instant death penalty.

I got an email recently which somewhat startled me. Being always hesistant to support the death penalty because of possible mistaken conviction, is a situation such as here where there is definitely...
22:36 Mon 23rd Oct 20065 answers, last by Andyvon 07:20 Thu 26th Oct 2006
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2nd HDD shortcut

I have a second HDD (z-drive) installed in my computer and use that solely for storing stuff I don't want to loose. I only enable it when I'm offline to put stuff on, and disable it before going back...
23:27 Sun 25th Jun 20066 answers, last by kepla 13:41 Mon 26th Jun 2006
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mirrored image

I have a ioon 7 inch TFT LCD in-dash Monitor which started playing up some months ago. The picture started flipping over so that it had a mirror image picture. It is most noticable ofcourse when there...
08:43 Sat 18th Feb 2006
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chocolate biscuit

Ok you lot! Which one of you bright sparks has pinched my chocolate biscuit which I left right here in front of the monitor while I went to the loo. I was really looking forward to it. C'mon, fess up....
08:34 Tue 20th Jul 200410 answers, last by thekraut 18:26 Wed 21st Jul 2004
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floor joists II

Can't post an answer to your Q below gedg, so here goes.
19:30 Fri 04th Jun 20041 answer, last by wildwood 19:31 Fri 04th Jun 2004
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Cutting glass bottle

I would like to cut the bottom third of a glass bottle, so that I'm left with a dish. Tried it with a glass-cutter, but that doesn't work. I vaguely remember reading something yonks ago about tying a...
08:55 Thu 16th Oct 20036 answers, last by Jenny Tools 10:46 Tue 21st Oct 2003
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Outlook Express

Is the OE version that comes with XP different from the stand alone version? I am the only user on this pc and have everything with 'remember my password' ticked in OE. When I click Send/Recv it...
10:57 Sat 13th Sep 20034 answers, last by answerbok 00:57 Sun 14th Sep 2003
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How crazy is this?

A commercial plane is on it's way from LA to Auckland NZ. Lunchtime; passengers get their lunchpack which also includes an apple. As so often happens, many people put the apple away for later when...
20:22 Tue 29th Jul 20036 answers, last by filthiestfis 19:12 Sat 19th Aug 2006
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Jet Engines

There appears to be a daily bird strike somewhere in the world every day, sometimes with catastrophic results. Normal logic would suggest fitting a jet engines' air intake with a cone-shaped...
09:21 Mon 14th Jul 20035 answers, last by rekstout 11:29 Tue 15th Jul 2003
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Second hard-drive

I've stuck my old HD in the slot under the new HD, connected the slave plug on that ribbon cord (IDE?) and the empty plug on power cord in the slots where they fit. Started the comp up, but nothing...
22:41 Sat 21st Jun 20038 answers, last by wildwood 02:58 Tue 24th Jun 2003
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Pentium versus AMD

I am thinking of replacing my trusty old HP pav with something a bit faster, probably a whole new tower. Afraid I'm a bit cynical as far as salespeople go, and would appreciate advice on the type of...
19:59 Wed 11th Jun 20035 answers, last by dodd_tim 13:34 Tue 19th Jul 2005

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