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Canary42

Lost: 1 Höfner Guitar

I'm probably going to show my ignorance here, but surely a Höfner guitar isn't unique. Why doesn't Paul just buy a replacement, he must be rich enough. Or can some kind musician enlighten me....
10:46 Sun 03rd Sep 202320 answers, last by andy-hughes 17:28 Sun 03rd Sep 2023
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Canary42

As Usual Usa Is Bigger (This Time Bigger Mud Than Glastonbury)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66700006...
10:39 Sun 03rd Sep 20233 answers, last by douglas9401 09:30 Mon 04th Sep 2023
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Rondy

There's More

Underwent neck surgery last year. I haven't looked back since. ___ People who say, "you know what I mean" a lot, are relying far too heavily on my mind reading skills. ___ My wife tells me I can be an...
14:48 Wed 23rd Aug 20239 answers, last by William51 12:14 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Rondy

Signs

A sign in a shoe repair store, "We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you!" At an Eye Clinic: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”; On a...
05:54 Mon 28th Aug 20233 answers, last by William51 11:49 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..kangaroos shouldn't buy beer. https://ibb.co/3CGdvcM...
05:57 Mon 28th Aug 20235 answers, last by William51 11:47 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

My doctor told me to soak my feet in vinegar. All it gave me was pickled bunions. ___ Sad news. Today we lost the inventor of the protractor. He's with the angles now. ___ The teacher asked my friend...
08:13 Mon 28th Aug 20233 answers, last by William51 11:45 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

.. kangaroos don't have breasts https://ibb.co/Ypkm29p...
04:25 Tue 29th Aug 20231 answer, last by William51 11:40 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Patsy33

Sorry About...

Sorry about my earlier joke about oil. It was a bit crude. I'll make sure they're more refined in future....
18:07 Wed 30th Aug 20234 answers, last by William51 11:28 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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dplumridge

Where Is The Best Place To Buy Laundry Sheets

Where is the best place to buy Laundry Sheets, excluding the big supermarkets and Amazon?
10:58 Sat 02nd Sep 202310 answers, last by barry1010 10:11 Tue 19th Sep 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

i decided to form a band called the 999 Megabytes... We haven't had a Gig yet. ___ "Your underwear is much too tight and revealing," I said to my wife. She replied, "Wear your own then." ___ My boss...
10:57 Thu 31st Aug 20235 answers, last by William51 11:12 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Rondy

There's More

A loud knock came to my door last night, and when I opened it, there were two policemen standing there. With that tone that only the cops use, one asked me "Where were you between 5 and 7?" I replied,...
10:08 Sat 02nd Sep 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 11:10 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Khandro

Up With This She Would Have Not Put !

Where are they now when they are needed? https://www.gbnews.com/news/margaret-thatcher-latest-migrant-crisis-channel-crossing-latest...
10:45 Sat 02nd Sep 202324 answers, last by Peter Pedant 12:50 Mon 04th Sep 2023
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ToraToraTora

Not The Usual Live Stock Vehicle.....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-66668411 ...good improvisation!...
13:47 Thu 31st Aug 20239 answers, last by douglas9401 11:43 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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ToraToraTora

Cometh The Change, Cometh The Scam......

https://news.sky.com/story/ulez-the-social-media-scammers-who-say-they-can-make-non-compliant-vehicles-exempt-from-pollutant-charge-12950903...
09:29 Fri 01st Sep 20233 answers, last by William51 10:26 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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abbeylee90

I'm Having A Dilema

I been offered an interview for warehouse work closer to home but I'm happy in my cleaning job in a care home, so I wouldn't know what to do if I was offered a job. Also I haven't got my new job on my...
19:39 Thu 31st Aug 202316 answers, last by William51 10:21 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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brainiac

Mot/Tyres

Car passed its MoT today but there's an advisory about 'cracking' on the two offside tyres (I can't see anything!) Obviously it's not on to change these two, but is there anything I can do to avoid...
21:34 Fri 01st Sep 202342 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:36 Mon 04th Sep 2023
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ToraToraTora

On This Day In History.......

1934, 90% of German voters approved a referendum that made Adolf Hitler “Führer und Reichskanzler” (“leader and chancellor”)....
12:44 Sat 19th Aug 20236 answers, last by William51 09:53 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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ToraToraTora

On This Day In History.....1666

The great fire of London started in a bakery in Pudding Lane.
09:17 Sat 02nd Sep 20234 answers, last by Togo 20:57 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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ToraToraTora

On This Day In History....1945

The Japanese surrendered aboard the USS Missouri bringing WWII to an end....
09:19 Sat 02nd Sep 20236 answers, last by Togo 10:31 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Morning Birdies. It's Friday!! Thank goodness the weekend is here, for those who are in dire need of some R&R. For those who are travelling this morning, have a safe journey and unhindered...
04:22 Fri 01st Sep 202313 answers, last by LadyCG 08:19 Fri 01st Sep 2023

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