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Michael Portillo

Does he mind the mildly suggestive jokes made at his expense, by Victoria Coren Mitchell at the end of Only Connect?

Any Abers Agree .

The Conservatives deserve to be "Smashed " into political oblivion at the next election says Richard Tice, leader of the Reform UK party. He would never even consider doing another deal with the...

maggiebee

Devastated

My beloved niece has had a massive heart attack and is on a life support machine. This will be switched off tomorrow as she is brain dead. One of my best friends died this morning. Not totally...

sunny-dave

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

Couldn’t sleep and this was going through my head Put the album on and listened all the way through - a work of towering genius. Now even more awake. White Album next....

Thisoldbird

I called 111 before 8.30 am today. After many questions the young lady agreed I need to be seen. A Doctor (I assume) would call me back. 9.15 pm no one has called. What is one meant to do? How long...

choux

Good Morning Early Birds

It is 8 bells in the middle watch, I hope you are all well. If emmie looks in good wishes to her. Cannot sleep because of a hacking cough like so many others have. Whatever you have planned today, may...

ToraToraTora

Why Are The Unions So Clueless.......?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-64109462 ...can they not see that the government can't react to their pointless strikes? If TGL taught us anything it was that. You cannot, must not appease union...

sandyRoe

Dick Swiveller...

...Uriah Heep, Kit Nubbles, Daniel Quilp, and Sampson and Sally Brass. Whatever happened to those good old Victorian names? You're more likely to encounter a Smith or Jones than you are to meet...

daveinscotland

Deranged And Deluded Woman Maintains Fantasy

Poor woman, The Human Question Mark still attempting to stay relevant. https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-could-back-no10-28815400.amp...

ToraToraTora

Today I'm Looking For Songs With An Insect In The Title.....

NOT an arachnid, here's an easy one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm9drIwmmU4...

tiggerblue10

Cost Of Living Crisis Worldwide

It's affecting everyone around the world. This poor chap and his family are really having to cut back....

roadman

Can A Dusty Needle Damage My Vinyl

i know dust will affect the noise but can it damage the vinyl if the needle gets dusty...

Rondy

Ventriloquist

There was a ventriloquist who had no work for six months. He went to his agent and told him he needed work badly. The agent said, "There's no call for ventriloquists, but if you were a psychic I could...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife and I are having big arguments about what to wear while gardening. She keeps digging in her heels....

Shaglene

Strikers...............

England should definitely win the World Cup. They have the best strikers - Kane, Saka, Rashford, Foden, Postmen, Railwaymen, Bus drivers........

1581960

Peace On Earth

We had a nice Christmas Card today with "Peace on Earth" written on the front of it. What do you think of it - any chance?...

maggiebee

Lorry

I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt lorry tonight. "You idiot!" I shouted through gritted teeth....

Canary42

Penalty

Rumour has it that Kane's penalty has just gone into orbit round Mars..

Shaglene

Aging...............

So far, this is the oldest I've ever been...................

OldChestNuts

Would You Trust Amazon Delivery Drivers To Take Picture Of Your Driving Licence Or Passport?

Ordered some product that required ID to show over 18 years old, like some refillable Stanley knife. But what are they doing with that picture of your ID on their phone is unknown. I have now stopped...

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